yo momma's so fat the last time she saw her phone number....it was on a scale! yo momma's so fat when she went to the zoo....all the elaphants started singing:we are family! yo momma's head's so small....she got her ear pierced,and died!!! yo momma's so stupid, she got trapped in the grocery store and starved to death! yo mama's so stupid shesat on the t.v. and watched the couch! yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out the "w's" yo momma's so ugly, when she walked into a bank they shut off the cameras!
2006-07-02 14:18:55 · 30 answers · asked by leprichaunezra 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
anyone have any others?
2006-07-02 14:22:01 · update #1
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be telling those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-02 18:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
yo mommas so fat when she sits on a chair it starts singin "a b c d e f g get your fat *** off of me"
yo mommas so fat she puts mayo on a tylonol
yo mommas so fat she carries a microwave like a pager
yo mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo mommas so stupid she returned a puzzle thinkin it was broken
yo mommas breath is so stank the medic gave her mouth to mouth and died
yo mommas breath is so stank it is considered a weapon if mass destruction
yo momma is so fat that when she wears a purple sweater kids say "look momma its barney"
yo mommas so fat when she wears an aa shirt to the airport people think shes a airplane
yo mommas so fat she looked at a bus and said"TWINKEE!!!!"
2006-07-02 14:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetiepie! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
2006-07-02 14:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so FAT, that we had to push her and put a twinkie on the other side just to get her through the door,
yo momma so FAT, i saw her wlkin down da street with a pig in her arm, i asked where'd you get that, & the pig said i won her in a raffle!
yo momma was the center of football with no pants on,
yo mommas breathe so stank that its just barkin at me,
yo momma is so hittious she broke my whole camera when i took a picture
yo mommas so fat tHAT THEY MISTAKEN HER FOR SHAMOO AND FREE WILLY!
i don't what sucks more yoa jokes or ya momma.
yo momma is like a television, even a two yr. old can turn her on!
yo mommas teeth is be so dirty that when she cloze her mouth, her stomch light up
yo momma is like ya jeans cut up and used
2006-07-02 16:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by *~COKKI3 MONST3R 519~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so stupid she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order. Yo momma's so fat, when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled, " HEY! Somebody stop that twinkie!", Yo Momma's so fat, when her beeper went off, everybody thought she wuz going in reverse.
2006-07-02 14:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous Chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a face only yo momma can love!
2006-07-02 14:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by mrsdebra1966 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid she needs a recipe to make ice!!!
2006-07-02 14:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by wigglepuppy019 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so old i told her to act her age and she died... ur momma so short it takes her 20 minutes to jump off the curb... yo momma so poor i seen her kicking a can down ths treet i asked her what she was doing she said moving... yo momma so poor she went to mickey ds and put the milkshake on layaway hahaha i got a bunch of them!
2006-07-02 14:23:26 · answer #8 · answered by rjekqlw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's skin is so dark they use her bathwater to dye bowling balls.
Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a VCR for a pager.
Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
Yo mamma's so ugly, they accidentaly shaved her face before you were born.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.
Yo mamma's so skinny, she can hide between the wall and the refirgerator.
2006-07-02 14:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid that when i tol her to do the robot, R2D2 got AIDS!! yo momma so fat, when i had sex with her i didnt get an STD i got Cholesterol
2006-07-02 14:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ali A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋