A man walks into his doctor's office with a problem.....
The doc asks "what seems to be your problem?"
the man replies"I have a terrible gas problem. I can't stop passing gas. But it doesn't stink at all, so don't worry about the smell. It's becoming a real embarrassment though. I can't get it to stop no matter what i do or eat."
The doc says" ok, i'll run a few tests..."
Just then, the man farts really loud. "see what I mean doc?" the man says.
"Wow" says the doc. "I'm going to have to prescribe some medicine for that."
"You mean for my stomach?" asks the man
"No" the doc said "for your nose, cause if you can't smell that, something's wrong!"
2006-07-02 14:10:03 · 20 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wait..... i dont get it
2006-07-03 16:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by tybardy 4 · 9⤊ 5⤋
No, I still haven't heard it! Something must be wrong. Let me make sure my speakers are hooked up properly, then adjust the volume, then I'll click on this joke again and see if I can hear it!
2006-07-02 22:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok dude its not about anything written above. #2 is actually the dot above the letter 'i' dig? 4 is actually a tampon
2006-07-03 17:32:12 · answer #3 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard that I actually farted when I read the punchline.
2006-07-02 21:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by Kirby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that's funny never heard it before!
2006-07-02 21:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Tori C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I have heard it before but you made me laugh
2006-07-02 21:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by SpideR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile but not really funny and to answer your question NO i have never read it before.
2006-07-02 21:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it before now. kinda funny though!
2006-07-02 21:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by froggy girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
five seconds of my life wasted
2006-07-02 21:14:19 · answer #9 · answered by rugmasterstill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope never heard it
2006-07-02 22:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, heard it years ago....
2006-07-02 21:55:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋