Does anybody have any good revenge stories?

Question

Four years ago, my ex-stepdad left my mom for a woman he had been screwing for maybe 2 years. During the time he was with my mom, he constantly verbally abused me. Needless to say, he was a major knobhead. Shortly after their breakup, my mom told me that a few times he had gotten so drunk that he had peed on himself while he was passed out on the sofa. If you knew how egotistical he is, you would laugh. I sent him a greeting card a few years later with an old woman on the cover giving the finger. The card read, "Sometimes words just aren't enough." I wrote, "I think the picture says everything, don't you, Jeff?" I also wrote, "P.S. Don't even think about retaliating against my mother, you couch-pissing drunk, because she doesn't even know I've sent this."

Answer 1

my first marriage was a total flop. I was pregnant with my daughter, my husband beat me up after I had spent a day in town with a lady friend of mine. He accused me of cheating on him. I was 8 months pregnant. give me a break. well to make a long story short, i waited up until he went to sleep. I went outside and found a good size board. I mad sure he was wrapped up in the sheets well and began beating the living hell out of him. Before i was through, i had broken some ribs.. He asked me to take him to the hospital, i said crawl there. I left and never looked back.

Answer 2

Revenge is sweet, or so they say at least...........

My husband and I are now divorced due to something he did that was so horrible it sickened me to no end.

Maybe not revenge, but certainly embarrassing for the little SOB, young boy touching, sick f* that he is.

I got on the Internet and subscribed to every Gay magazine I could locate, and every music club (but chose the boy bands, Madonna, Barbara Streisand), and tourist agencies that offered trips for Gay's, and had it sent to his place of employment, his home and HIS parents home.

The effect was amazing, complete and perfect.

Answer 3

ok if you want to get revenge on some one put a ice cube in his ear while hes asleep and then he will throw up

Answer 4

yeah, i had a friend who owned a squirrel monkey and he trained it to poop in it's hand and throw it at people my friend didn't like.

Answer 5

Cut off his thingie.

And feed it to him. (^_^)

That way, his life's no gonna be worth living.

Hope I helped. (^_^)

Answer 6

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