Ur mamma is so fat that when she sits on a quarter she sgueezes a bugger out of george washingston's nose.
2006-07-02 12:48:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one 9 3/4 nobody's perfect
2006-07-02 12:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up
with the movie "Twister".
2006-07-02 19:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be telling those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-03 01:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is Joe's Mamma and Joe's mamma's is so fat she is a continent all by herself
2006-07-02 19:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo moms so fat she wears a malcome x tee shirt helicopters try to land on her
2006-07-02 19:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by silver01222000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an ok joke. I give it a 6 out of 10.
2006-07-02 19:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by fairy_dust_xo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's booger. Yo mommas so fat that when she swims in the ocean she leaves ring around the shoreline. I have lots more...hehe
2006-07-02 19:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS SO LAME...I MEAN REALLY ITS SOOOOO OLD BUDDY! U CANT EVEN SPELL BOOGER! yo momma so fat she tripped over K-mart fell over Walmart and landed on Target
2006-07-02 19:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ones ok
yo mama is soo ugly we thought ur dad was gay for 2 years
yo mama is soo fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
2006-07-02 20:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
2006-07-02 19:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by stephen p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so fat she sits on four quarters and amkes a dollar.
your mommas so fat she eats wheat thicks.
2006-07-02 19:51:25 · answer #11 · answered by Jenni M aka (cali_girl8380) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋