2006-07-02 12:22:16 · 19 answers · asked by Lexi 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I had been thinking about it since high school.
2006-07-02 12:22:47 · update #1
For one I am a goddess.
2006-07-02 12:26:30 · update #2
I am to be worshipped daily.
2006-07-02 12:27:47 · update #3
I'm very forgiving unlike that other guy.
2006-07-02 12:28:25 · update #4
You may live your life as long as you don't hurt others and worship me.
2006-07-02 12:29:25 · update #5
To JuneBug444 why do i need a miracle. I'm making this up as I go. And it goes the way I say because I am in charge.
btw to the guy who wrote a long boring reponse, i didn't need all that. just yes or no and take your points.
2006-07-02 12:37:01 · update #6
I'll worship you under a few conditions.
That you dont die and get buried and eaten from inside out by maggots when your flesh deteriorates and stinks.
That you dont have feces in your intestine which also stinks when it comes out.
That you dont have to answer to any higher authority, neither in this world, nor in the hell where you will go when you die.
remember, before you were here you did not exist, then you were a sperm in a testicle, then you left that world and entered a uterus, then after you spent time there developing, you left that world too and came here. And when you leave here, you will either be formed well (paradise), or you will be deformed(hell)
your choice
2006-07-02 12:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm happy being the way I am. Besides, it's only your opinion that you're a godess. Probably you're not. Anywayz, who makes up a religion just off the bat. I mean come on!! I don't think...... actually..... I KNOW that no miracles happened to you either. Better Luck with other ppl.
2006-07-02 19:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by JuneBug444 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty booked with Pieganism (The worship of delicious baked goods), but maybe we could exchange information at religion pulluzza. I'll be at the Pie both.
2006-07-02 19:30:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get converts, you'll need a martyr. Every religion needs at least one or two. Of course, you could always martyrize someone who's been dead for a few decades, creating a mythology about how he died for Kristinaism. That usually works.
2006-07-02 19:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-07-02 19:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you join the religion I've invented: the Christian_Christianism
2006-07-02 19:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by drchristian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is Kristina? What would make her worthy of worship?
2006-07-02 19:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by elvisfredwolfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says, "That if thou shall confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in thy heart that God raised him from the dead, thou shall be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation" (Romans 10:9,10) To receive Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior of your life, sincerely pray this prayer from your heart
“Dear Jesus, I believe that you died for me and that you rose again on the third day. I confess to you that I am a sinner and that I need your love and forgiveness. Come into my life, forgive my sins, and give me eternal life. I confess you now as my Lord. Thank you for my salvation. In Jesus Name Amen!”
Remember one day, every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that JESUS IS LORD!!!! One day, we will meet in Heaven!
2006-07-02 19:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by gOD'S b3AUTUIFUL m3SSANG@ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what religion is that?who do u worship?and are u the one starting this religion?
2006-07-02 19:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by eva j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry. I don't want to be a part of any organized religion. I'm an agnostic.
2006-07-02 19:26:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋