Here's my theory of the Roswell incident. Could this be true?

Question

So the Roswell basics:
- US military airbase, terribly secret, keep away, etc.
- unusual aircraft crashes
- child-sized coffins required
- no other explanation forthcoming
- various stories lead to UFO theories emerging amongst joe public
- bullshit alien autopsy video (ignore)

My explanation: the military were experimenting with small spyplanes, so small they had to be piloted and operated by children. We're in 1947, way before robotics of course. Some kids died during the programme of tests. Big disgrace that they should sacrifice kids that way. The UFO idea blows up by chance, and military find it quite convenient - they don't fancy telling the truth.

Well?

You can blow this away if you want, I'm sure half of you will...

Answer 1

Nothing happened in the Roswell incident that is inconsistant with an experimental balloon and a typical mix-up between military and law enforcement groups giving out conflicting answers.

If the UFO flap had not been so hot then, the whole thing would have been put down to a military secret from the beginning.

Oddly, the initial accouts in 1947 make a ton of sense. It is not until you add later accounts and statements from people claiming unproveable knowledge- mostly made around 1978- that it gets weird.

Of course, 30 years of conspiracy theory talking, media hype, etc. can easily distort boring old reality any day.

Here it is about 60 years after the crash- absolutely NO proof that it was anything but a balloon or something. No bodies, no good smuggled out photos, etc. Surely SOMEONE in 60 years would have found a way to document the 'truth' and make some moeny on it. Some disgruntled worker or something.

"Child-sized coffins" is a classic odd statement. They are mentioned in a rather 'hit or miss' way- like the whole 'bodies' bit. Bodies are not mentioned in the original reports, and when they are mentioned, it is very inconsistant.

In either event, a 'child-sized coffin' is a box. On the crash site, they would have used body bags for bodies- not coffins, however there would have been a bunch of various sized sotrage boxes in any situation.

Answer 2

I think it really involved space aliens and the U.S. government didn't know how what to do at first; so, the whole thing got out of hand before they could contain it.
Those alien bodies were flown to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio - but I believe they're now buried somewhere in an old Government storage depot just east of New Haven, Indiana, where there's also a lot of mercury being stashed. Maybe by now the leaking mercury has dissolved the alien bodies and no evidence remains.

Answer 3

Very interesting theory,you have a great and inquisitive mind! and the suggestion can not be dismissed! the Roswell case has been of interest to me for years.Hitler was scorned for the barbaric human tests carried out during ww2, you don't think they still go on today?
we can not trust our governments in any way shape or form! as to what goes on in the world today we are BLIND!

Answer 4

My theory of it is this. The gov has small planes that could in fact fit a small person. like 4 foot something. IF you search more about this you can end up knowing as much about aliens and the gov fraud to make them look real. Pls Im me.

Answer 5

thats psychotic, pure and simple. it is true that the military does experiment with secret aircraft and using a so-called "UFO" sighting to cover it up is a good way to keep that secret, but using children to fly tiny aircraft is just a stupid assumption

Answer 6

Your obviously not a father - ever tried getting a kid to do as he / she's told?

Imagine the scene - General says to kid 'fly this thing over there and take some pictures'

Kid says 'no'

General 'I'll give you some candy'

Kid 'screw you'

General 'do as your told'

Kid 'stick it up your ****'

And here we find the flaw in your theory.

Answer 7

could be in part true, but take a look at jockeys lots of small ones, i'm not saying they were jockeys, but small featured grown ups. where were they buried, anyone try to dig em out to see what they did bury.

and no one was punished for any of that cover up, yet if one of us were to pinch a bag of sugar we'd get 6 months.

Answer 8

Hey, I think that may be very much possible, I've watched a few movies, and videos, and agree with most of it... except the child death part.... but hey... you never know...

Answer 9

lol ill blow it away. but i will say if in 50 years in came out that this was the case i wouldnt be THAT surpised.

Answer 10

they could have been midgets ya know!

(American disgrace.... a pack of midgets give life to further military top secret project)