Keep in mind that I do not intend to settle down, get married and have children until I'm at least 25... more like 30+, and have increased my net worth substantially, traveled the world, sportfucked a hundred more girls, and experimented with other stuff that I'd rather keep confidential.
Who would be the ideal wife for me?
1. A hot Eastern European girl, preferably Russian, who would treat me like a king and work with me to populate the world with beautiful blonde children.
2. A charming Southern belle who knows how to cook, engage in manly activities with me (yet maintain her femininity), treat her man right, and know her place in the household. Together, we would produce trophy children with cute southern accents and good manners.
3. A girl I've already dated or screwed, because I'd know what I'd be getting.
4. Just wait for the right girl (for a LTR/marriage) to come around.
5. To hell with settling down... keep on truckin' and keep on ******'
6. Other (please specify)
2006-07-02 11:10:36 · 14 answers · asked by Evan 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
None of the above. You sound like an insincere loser and think of women as playthings. Someone like you should either grow-up quickly and get a clue, or remain single as there are already more than enough losers out there for women and they could certainly do with one less.
2006-07-02 11:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by jumpingrightin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
6) Because at this stage of the game I see that you don't really have any long term plan. You are living for today (nothing wrong with that ) There is no guarantee for tomorrow so if these are your definite plans for now then that's all you can do. If tomorrow ever comes and commitment ever happens only you will know. Life is short, Live big and take on today like there is no tomorrow.
2006-07-02 11:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by chris B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just send him a blow up doll with blonde hair and blue eyes so he can test the mail order bride theory.
Any maybe it will keep him occupied long enough , get him laid enough more times , that he can come up with some more questions.
I'm sure he's worn the last two out in the past few days having to put out soo much. You know , because they are very demanding and won't let his genatalia breath.
2006-07-03 11:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can not cateragize and make assumptions like this. Open your eyes and your mind. Close your mouth because it makes you sound stupid when your words leak out. Stop looking around for love. It finds you. not the other way around. just make sure you are not speaking so loud that you don't hear its jentle whisper.
2006-07-02 11:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by charity2882 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, i feel bad for posting your profile under the jokes and riddles section for people to make fun of.
i noticed that you posted questions less and less -- and yahoo!answers became boring.
what happened to your questions stud-muffin-evan? your questions became boring as well! come on! what happened to you?! where's the "epitome of manliness?!" and those other types of questions? i promise i won't make fun of you again! i just want something to read.
keep em coming!!! what the hell were those 10 extra points i gave you for picking your answer as the best answer?
2006-07-03 08:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6. Your attitude is most consistent with homosexuality. I bet that is what you experimented with so why not go with that. You need some big hairy muscular dude to slap you around and teach you how to behave. hehe you asked.
2006-07-02 11:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i pick number five because from the sounds of things, that's about all you could handle.
2006-07-02 11:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by nappynap70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something of the same species as you?
2006-07-03 14:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just marry yourself and spare the world!
2006-07-02 11:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
number five sounds good for you
2006-07-02 11:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋