Willys cynical thought for the day;
Give me freaking ambiguity or give me something else!
The world's greatest truck driver was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. So he headed towards an old farmhouse and knocked on the door.
"Hello," Kurt says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my truck has broken down, I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"
"Well," says Norm, "there's only two rooms, meself and the wife in one, and my nineteen year old daughter in the other."
"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a bed for the night, your daughter will be safe." Kurt says.
"All right," Norm replies and they all go to bed. At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard in the next room banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the truck driver driving it into his daughter, with his bare butt going up and down.
So, Norm went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the room and pointed the gun at the trucker.
"All right, then," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world, reverse out of there with a full load!
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2006-07-02 10:56:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you just keep 'em coming!!!! Well, here's one back at ya:
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
2006-07-02 16:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Truck Driver Joke
2016-11-07 08:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke if your not a trucker you wont get it or like it
2006-07-06 08:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by invisible_4you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was expecting something about dead-heading it back to where you came,....on second thought, carry this load.
2006-07-02 12:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting very very interesting check ya later ♥
2006-07-02 11:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. I didn't like it at all.
2006-07-02 11:08:49 · answer #6 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*shakes head*
2006-07-02 11:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!! Great one!!!
2006-07-02 11:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by sekhtet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm..well?uh..ok..not great..but ok..
2006-07-02 11:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anø1eus© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-07 05:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋