Picture this. You meet a gorgeous girl in a nightclub who agrees for you to come back to her place.You are getting along with her really well you chat and exchange phone numbers before having rampant and amazing sex. After this you both fall asleep. You suddenly wake in the night and and to your horror you realize you have had a bad case of diarrhea all over the bed and she is halve lying in a pool of your own foul smelling poo. What would you do?
2006-07-02 10:53:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Leave and hope she dont remember your name or face .... By the way if this really happened ...that's really gross
2006-07-02 10:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run away and make her think she did it! Also, go get an STD test if you regularly have sex on the first night you meet someone.
2006-07-02 10:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i cannot picture this because until now i never had " diarrhea all over the bed " and i found it impossible ?!
2006-07-02 10:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by elven_force 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she forgives and forgets then be sure that you secure your butt with a champagne cork next time you're having "rampant and amazing sex".
2006-07-02 10:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess I'd sneak out before she woke up and hope I never ran into her again. How embarrassing!
2006-07-02 10:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by purple rain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn the sex was that good? I've heard of guys crying, but never losing control of their bodily functions.
2006-07-02 11:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by bashyt1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. thats a tough one dude lol. blind fold her and carry her to the shower, get her clean first while you call a buddy to take care of the sheets lol
2006-07-02 11:02:19 · answer #7 · answered by adam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit drinking so much if that can happen and not wake you up. no good way out of it, pick her up and move her and try not to wake her then go clean it up.
2006-07-02 10:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get out of the bed and clean ourself up as fast and as quietly as you can. When she wakes up, tell her it was hers and then she will feel embarrassed.
2006-07-02 10:57:29 · answer #9 · answered by nemesis60145 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wipe my *** on her carpet, run for the door and change my phone number ;)
2006-07-02 10:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋