this is not a trick, it really can be done, and the sentence actually makes sense. see below:
a pub landlord commissioned a sign writer to write a new sign for his pub, the 'dog and duck'.
he specified that the distance between each word was to be 3" exactly. when the sign arrived, however, he noticed that his instructions had not been adhered to,the gap was instead 3 and a half inches between the words instead of 3", so he said to the signwriter:
"the gaps between the words 'DOG' and 'AND' and 'AND' and 'duck' is too big, can you please take it back and correct this error?
what do you think?
2006-07-02 09:41:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-06 07:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by El Mariachi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the way you are saying it you are putting too many ands, if you use a but of common sense and lay off the alcohol you'd realise you mucked up instead of trying to be clever, the offical way is the gaps berween the dog and and and duck not the b@@locks you mumbled matey, try harder
2006-07-02 16:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by sonrich1975 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the sign painter returned the sign were the gap's between"DOG"and"AND"and "AND" and "Duck" the correct distance apart?
2006-07-04 08:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good :)
What's that 1975 girl on about, yours is right, I don't know what she's saying. There is no gap between "dog" and "duck" , which is what she's implying.
2006-07-02 16:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, apart from a minor grammatical error. As you are refering to more than one gap you should have said 'are too big' instead of 'is too big.
2006-07-02 16:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by The Mad cyclist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stuttttttttter a lottand andandandandand somtimes ititititit takes meeeeeeeeeeee agggggggges to saysaysay a sentttttttence.
2006-07-03 03:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are brave.but you have made a mistake.you said only to think,not to answer.Nnow i also have a question.spell a sentence containing 3 because continuously. Make sure that it is a meaning full one.
No sentenses begin with because because because is a conjunction
2006-07-02 17:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once there was a man who stammered. He went to the super market one day. He asked the clerk Where can I get a pack of cigarettes and and and and and a lighter please ???
Ha ha. Not very funny I know. But I at least made an effort and that's what counts. Thanks for giving me a new past time. and thanks for the two points also.
2006-07-02 17:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Clever. But if you knew the answer, what was the point of asking a question?
2006-07-02 16:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by I eat apples 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ye gods ,,,, what an 'andy' question? Well it's 645 am, haven't slept much because of the heat and I am half asleep and totally pissed off ...
and and and and and .....
2006-07-03 01:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that last sentence actually has 6 ands in....
though yeah only five in row, but would you really say that though?
heres mine:
sausage and and and and and chips! i have a stam stam stammer
2006-07-02 17:46:23 · answer #11 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋