My family has all died. They all died at different time, but the same culprit....poop. When my family left my 5 year old brother home alone, a huge poop fell from space onto our house and smashed everything. Next, my mom was grocery shopping, and a meteor poop smushed her and our car. Next, my two 15 year old sisters were in the bath, and they fell asleep, and one of them, jen, pooped, and they died. Finally, my dad was hiking in the forest and he started sinking, it was quick poop! I tried to put a stick in it, but it didnt work. I am scared, waiting to be pooped on, I don't know what to do. How do I revive my family!!!
2006-07-02 09:33:45 · 15 answers · asked by Stephen 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Stupid
2006-07-02 09:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worrying about being hit by a load of crap day in and day out can be most un-nerveing. I suggest that anytime you feel the urge you do the poop dance. That will fix you!
2006-07-02 09:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be the most inane thing I've ever read here, and there have been some really stupid questions.
Maybe your family died to get away from YOU.
2006-07-03 05:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being pooped isn't fun, but I don't think your family is really dead....search underneath all the poop they are there. And always remember.....when the $hit hits the fan...
2006-07-02 09:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by Gia M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since you've already been smoking marijuana all day I suggest you smoke a little more.
In your next vision, you'll see that your family has come back alive.
Smoke one for me too while you're at it!
2006-07-02 09:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Scooter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1st of all they died of poop?
thats really pathitic!
2nd u can't everyone knows that!
2006-07-02 09:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ... get a witch not just any witch. You are asking which witch right? Witchiepoo!!
2006-07-02 09:46:09 · answer #7 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy some Poo-Be-Gone
2006-07-02 09:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious, maybe if you pray to the god of constipation, he will stop the poop
2006-07-02 09:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by jenny79sue 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poop on their grave that should do it
2006-07-02 09:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by andrew d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try a witch
2006-07-02 09:36:18 · answer #11 · answered by REAPER_ENTERPRISES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋