ok! best yo mama joke you got!!?

Question

i wanna hear sting in these jokes!! and no old ones!!! like yo mamas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out!! no not allowed.. best one gets 15 points!!

Answer 1

yo momma so dum, she asked me what comes after x, i said y, she said cause i wanna know,
yo momma so dum she got stabbed in a shoot out, yo momma so dum, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Answer 2

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got aressted for mooning

yo mama is so stuped she stuck a batery up her but and said she got the power!

ya mama is so ugly her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

♥yo mama is so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say, "Damn is it Halloween already?"

Answer 3

Ok.... Yo mama is so old, she got Jesus to sign her yearbook!
OR
Yo mama's so fat that when she went outside wearing a red T-shirt, all the little kids said "Hey Kool-aid!"

Answer 4

whats the difference between donuts and yo mamma? they both have jelly rolls

yo mama is so stupid she got locked is da bathroom and peed her self!!
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo mammas so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama is so short she plays wallball with the curb

Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones

Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped on a trampoline with yellow on, the sun said I give up!
Yo momma’s *** is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack

Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince

Yo momma is so old she knew the dead ocean when it was sick

your momma is so fat she makes free willy look anorexic

Answer 5

yo mama so stank she made all these kind of deodorant do these
made secret tell it all,
made speed deodorant slowed down,
made degree change
made dove fly away
made old spice be new

Yo mamma!!!


-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Answer 6

&hearts Yo momma so fat the only way to get her through a door is to grease the insides and dangle a twinkie in front of her face

&hearts Yo momma so fat when the doctor diagnosed her with a skin eating disorder he gave her 80 years to live

Answer 7

Yo Mama's stinks soooo bad her secret told on her.

Answer 8

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Yo mama so stupid she tried to M & Ms in alpabetical order

Yo mama so stupid I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.

Answer 9

yo momma is so crazy that she doesn't walk the dog but the dog walks her!

yo momma is so fat that when God said let there be light yo momma had to move out of the way

yo momma is so ugly that she killed the rats in her house with her face

Answer 10

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued"....

Answer 11

check out my question in the jokes and riddles section right now. (july o2 2006) best yo mama jokes ever!!!