There's a restaurant in N.Y.C. that serves burgers that cost $100. For that much I want to have it insured. Where can I find "burger insurance"?
2006-07-02 09:27:55 · 11 answers · asked by spackler 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-02 10:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lloyd's of London, they insure anything.
Types of policies
Lloyd's syndicates write a diverse range of policies, both direct insurance and reinsurance, covering property, liability, catastrophe and many other risks. Lloyd's has a unique niche in unusual, specialist business such as kidnap and ransom insurance, fine art insurance, aviation insurance, marine, etc.
The general public knows Lloyd's for some unusual policies it has written in the past. Lloyd's has insured:
Silent film comedian Ben Turpin's eyes from uncrossing.
Participating automobiles in the carpools involved in the Montgomery Bus Boycott.
Brooke Shields's and Tina Turner's legs
Jimmy Durante's nose
2006-07-03 22:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This burger made be made from a cow raised by someone famous, like the Royal Family!! I feel so cheap now because I won't spend $10 on a burger!!
2006-07-02 16:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by prettycute4u62040 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$100!? Are you serious. Why do you want burger insurance? In case your mouth falls off?
2006-07-02 16:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a dog in CA that costs $500. I want insurance. Where can I find "dog insurance"?
o.O
2006-07-02 16:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're willing to pay a $100 for a burger, I'll sell you a policy, trust me...........
2006-07-02 16:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good sence of humour you have :) doubt you would find one to insure it ...as you can only keep it for so long no matter how much it costs
2006-07-02 16:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by HAPA CHIC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably can't
2006-07-02 18:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are not so funny! try another joke!
2006-07-02 16:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mihai L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don"t know, don't care
2006-07-02 16:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋