2006-07-02 09:17:31 · 14 answers · asked by David 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i got an answer but carsalesmen everywhere will get mad at me
2006-07-02 09:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man only pees on the tires at night, while the dog pees any old time.
2006-07-02 16:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Dogs are loyal 2) Dogs pee on tires, not the customer 3) Could you put down your dog? 4) under 5 I.Q. points
2006-07-02 16:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The car salesman has the decency not to leak on the furniture.
2006-07-02 18:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by resimoog87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a dog pees on a fire hydranyt it doesnt look wierd, but if a sales man does then he may be stared at.
2006-07-02 18:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by Soccer rox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One tries to catch cars, the other tries to get rid of them.
2006-07-08 16:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jaycee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dog lies down and carsalesman lies up.
2006-07-02 17:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
salesman catches t leg where t dog pisses on t leg.
2006-07-09 02:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both of them sniffs a lot but it is a similarity
2006-07-02 16:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both of them want to sniff your butt, and then hump your leg?
2006-07-02 16:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by thearthound 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋