I have the flu and often joke about not coming to work to the boss but im in for it now because i am really ill this time...lol aw this just my luck!
2006-07-02 09:08:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
Tell him you have anal glaucoma...meaning you just can't see your *** coming to work!
2006-07-02 09:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by unsersmyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If ur actually ill you dont need an excuse, just go to your doctors and get a doctors note then your boss will have no reason to doubt you. If not then any boss worth their salt can tell if someone is faking so dont worry! Just get off the internet and get some rest!
2006-07-02 09:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah_D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The laws on employment, medical confidentiality, data protection etc specify that your employer has no right to actually demand you disclose the details of your illness because it's protected information between you and your medical practitioner. When we do disclose our medical details to employers we give them permission to know it and usually sign a disclaimer. So just tell him you're ill and to naff off and that's all he has a right to know. He won't like it but that's the way it is... won't help your career or relationship with him though but sounds as though you don't care much about that anyway, nor about your workmates who have to do your work while you shirk off. Hope he finds another reason to sack you.
2006-07-02 20:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by cicero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In your case just go to the doc and get a note. But if that is not an option you can use the excuse of having Diarrhea. No one wants to discuss that usually and it explains why you can't leave the house. Just a suggestion.
2006-07-02 09:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by amazonbia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop joking about being ill.
Have some respect for your own health and your own work ethic.
Phone in sick, if you have to. If its flu, you better take at leat a week off. If you are wanting just one day off - get over yourself.
2006-07-02 09:28:44 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the boss you have done your back in. As it is one of the best and can't be proved. You can up this one over and over again for as long as you what.
2006-07-02 09:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll never hear the REALLY good ones because, like you, they only work so many times.
"I've had a mastectomy" doesn't get used too often.
its a posh word for a filling
Try that
Chris
2006-07-02 10:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by kipp[axkid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ring up and say i have been up all night chucking both ends!
shuts them up and they dont want any more details!
but of course i am a good girl and have never thrown a sickie....
though if you really are ill just tell him you are and say whats wrong, get doctors note to back it up
2006-07-02 09:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you had bad diarrhoea and no toilet paper. Because of this you have had to wait 2 days before you ar$e dried.
You know this makes sense.
2006-07-02 09:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pile burst
2006-07-02 09:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by thecharleslloyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u just get a medical certificate stating that u were ill on that previous day when u were absent and produce to him ... i hope that ll do ...
2006-07-02 09:14:30 · answer #11 · answered by Manis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋