1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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2006-07-02 07:46:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 1/16/05 Murphy's Laws on Sex If ya wanna get my jokes send an email to willybluesman87@hotmail.com with 'Subscribe' in the subject line!
2006-07-02 07:48:19 · update #1
Women can have sex with who ever they want. Men can have sex with who ever will let them.
2006-07-02 07:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Carrie 3 · 8⤊ 4⤋
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMPUTING
1. WHENEVER COMPUTING, WHATEVER HAPPENS, BEHAVE AS IF YOU MEANT IT TO HAPPEN.
2. WHEN YOU GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR COMPUTER, IT IS PROBABLY OBSOLETE.
3. THE FIRST PLACE TO LOOK FOR INFORMATION IS IN THE SECTION OF THE MANUAL WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT TO FIND IT.
4. WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, UPGRADE.
5. FOR EVERY ACTION, THERE IS A EQUAL AND OPPOSITE MALFUNCTION.
6. TO ERR IS HUMAN...TO BLAME YOUR COMPUTER FOR YOUR MISTAKES IS EVEN MORE HUMAN, IT IS DOWNRIGHT NATURAL.
7. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, PROBABLY MADE A BACK-UP.
8. IF AT FIRST YOU DO NOT SUCCEED, BLAME YOUR COMPUTER.
9. A COMPLEX SYSTEM THAT DOES NOT WORK, IS INVARIABLY FOUND TO HAVE EVOLVED FROM A SIMPLE SYSTEM THAT WORKED JUST FINE.
10. THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF COMPUTER PROBLEMS IS COMPUTER SOLUTIONS.
11. A COMPUTER PROGRAM WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU TELL IT TO DO, BUT RARELY WHAT YOU WANT IT TO DO
2006-07-03 02:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good I like #9
2006-07-02 15:43:40 · answer #3 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
16. If it's got testicles or tires it's going to give you trouble.
2006-07-02 14:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by Brina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOopsie i dont know any
2006-07-02 15:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋