This should solve your question.
Who's in charge here?
All the parts of the body where having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge" said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, and without me, nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for all the body waste."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
The a_s_s_hole is usually the one in charge.
2006-07-02 19:11:29
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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if i say im a butthole do i get 10 points for the best answer?
2006-07-02 14:17:37
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answer #2
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answered by Jimbo 2
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If I were a butthole, then I just pooped all over your uneducated self.
2006-07-08 22:47:04
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answered by Anonymous
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I think your a butthole, miss 'middle school rocks'.
2006-07-02 14:19:16
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answered by Anonymous
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I guess I fell when I was little because my butthole has a crack in it.
2006-07-02 14:22:58
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answered by purplepeep 4
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man! what people do for 10 points!
2006-07-02 14:19:05
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answered by www.Razackonline.com 4
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I'm more of a corn hole according to my sister.
2006-07-02 14:19:17
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm not, but I know a bunch of them!
2006-07-02 14:17:19
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answered by Anonymous
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What do YOU think of the rectum as a whole?
2006-07-02 14:18:00
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answered by Tommystune 3
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to certain people
2006-07-02 14:18:48
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answered by ruletwogreen 2
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