Purge myself of this SIN :(
:(
2006-07-02 06:14:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is purely a joke to make u laugh in this atmosphere of hatered and insults
That atheist is JIM Darwin...and we are friends while we both were hopping on trees togather
2006-07-02 06:27:01 · update #1
Even then i worshipped the god and jim laughed at me with his dirty teeth
2006-07-02 06:28:47 · update #2
Purge yourself or die!
(I can't believe the amount of people who took your question seriously! I think they should purge themselves of their lack of humour.)
2006-07-02 08:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by monkeywoman 2 · 7⤊ 3⤋
Repent you miserable sinner
It is more blessed to give than to receive. So pass the 10 points on to any nice Atheist who has answered your question and you will be purged of the sin. If this action causes too much weeping and wailing. Go and sit on your confessor's lap and see what comes up.
P.S. I'm agnostic
2006-07-02 10:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by df382 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not too late to change your mind and become a true believer,
unless you read all the answer!
Nothings is created of nothings. Nothings can't or not able to create
something alive like human being. A life is existing by Creator who
is God. Observed the universe,earth,airs,low lattitude and high
latitude enviroment, four seasons of years, and ect. coordinating
for human to breath. No phisics,sciences,or theory can
understands the coordinating the human being have to live by
airs, oxigen,green zone, or enough pressure to balance low and
high latitude for human to live on earth! Sciences has limitation
knowledge. Breath every airs from God that create by Him.
Thanks that we are alive!
mathew 10:26:31
26 "So do not be afraid of them. There is nothing concealed that
will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known. 27
What I tell you in the dark, speak in the daylight; what is
whispered in your ear, proclaim from the roofs. 28 Do not be
afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather,
be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
29 Are not two sparrows sold for a penny ? Yet not one of them
will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father. 30 And
even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. 31
So don't be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.
Matthew 12:35-37
35 The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him. 36 But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken. 37 For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."
Roman 14:11-12
11 It is written:
" 'As surely as I live,' says the Lord,
'every knee will bow before me;
every tongue will confess to God.' "
12 So then, each of us will give an account of himself to God.
I hope you have good thought about these verses!
2006-07-02 07:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by TrueLife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is an atmosphere of hatred and insults. The universe returns to you what you give. You must have a lot of hatred and insult people if you believe that you see so much of it. Your "joke" was not in least bit funny.
2006-07-02 06:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by amyaliceco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Don't worry, god is probably very pleased that even though they are not a Christian, you were prepared to help.
2) IF you can not fogive yourself, God cannot forgive you. So pray for forgiveness and forgive yourself, then move on.
If you are really sorry and not evenm prayer or relief helps, then you sould pseak to a Christin Councillor or a Vicar who can help you to move on and be free of sin.
2006-07-02 06:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by benwfranklin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
personally im an atheist but what ticks me off is (mainly) christians trying this whole "building without a builder thing". look, something caused us to be here, but that doesnt mean it was a "god" as such. it could have been a friggin particle of dust for crying out loud
2006-07-02 06:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by Adam (AM) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give points to the sinners, the poor, and the unbelievers. For whatever you do to the least of my breathren, that you do unto me. If you give 10 points, you will be rewarded 10-fold on heaven.
Thanks for capitalizing atheist!
2006-07-02 06:23:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Acts 2:38-41
And Peter said to them, "Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. For the promise is to you and to your children and to all that are far off, every one whom the Lord our God calls to him." And he testified with many other words and exhorted them, saying, "Save yourselves from this crooked generation." So those who received his word were baptized, and there were added that day about three thousand souls
2006-07-02 06:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by Dwayne K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if thats the worst thing you have done......I wouldn't consider that a bad thing. I don't think it constitutes being punished in Hell!!! But just to safeguard yourself, stay away from ATHEIST QUESTIONS. You will be redeemed then.
2006-07-02 06:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by allyp51 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are not going to hell for having your answer chosen as the best answer... That's just silly.
In some cases, just breathing is a hell-worthy offense based on some beliefs.
Don't worry... you are ok.
2006-07-02 06:22:02 · answer #10 · answered by Onyx Dracona 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Praise God for the conversion.
Peace and Love
2006-07-02 06:28:00 · answer #11 · answered by digilook 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋