i need a good humorous life quote for a class that i am taking, no vulgar ones please it is to be submitted to a teacher :P thanks :)
2006-07-02 05:16:49 · 7 answers · asked by super girl 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - Westley from the Princess Bride
"When I see a tree, I know it is a tree because my mind perceives the form of 'treeness' in it." - Aristotle.
I know the 2nd one wasn't really a life quote but I love it and wanted to share it with you! Aristotle was pure genius.
2006-07-02 05:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 10⤊ 1⤋
that's about as cool as canine siht on a silver platter! Oh guy, would not that merely frost your balls! you won't be able to be waiting on your damned deliver to come back in at a freaking bus end. do not attempt to press your blouse with a warm iron, once you're nonetheless donning it. that is not any longer achieveable to celebrate Christmas on the fourth of July! Whoever advised you that money isn't each and every thing is probable a unfavorable man or woman. Poverty sucks! Falling in love with a instructor is often large because if you're no longer getting it proper the first time, they make you do it back. An apple an afternoon retains the health practitioner away, so that you'll fool round with the nurse! Screw em, in the adventure that they could't take a shaggy dog tale.
2016-10-14 01:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by schwenck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-02 05:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Jerry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
~Confucius
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
~Lily Tomlin
2006-07-02 06:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by Quoi? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-05 03:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
2006-07-02 05:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by Samuel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?"
2006-07-02 05:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by farmerwoman4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋