what is the best joke in the world?

Answer 1

God and the Harley Davidson Inventor


Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Answer 2

There is no such thing. If everyone had the same sense of humor, then it would be possible for a joke to be the best in the world, but that's not the case so it would be impossible to call a joke the best in the world.

Answer 3

Q. What is the best joke on the world?
A. You are!

Answer 4

George W. Bush, Al Gore and Bill Clinton all died and went to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said that they could enter Heaven if they crossed a river. However much they had sinned during their life was how deep they would sink into the water.

George W. Bush bravely volunteered to cross first. In the middle of the river the water was up to his waist and he was very worried, but he made it to the other side. As he turned around he saw Al Gore crossing and the water was only up to his ankles.

"I don't mean to be rude," Bush said to St. Peter, "But I know Al Gore and the water should be higher than his ankles."
"He's standing on Clinton's shoulders." St. Peter replied.

Answer 5

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Answer 6

What did the grape say when he got run over by a car?



Nothing, he just let out a little wine!!! LOL!!! HA HA HA

Answer 7

American Politics

Answer 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side...

Answer 9

"you are beautiful". LOL. howz that joke??? let it for voting. i bet i't'll be voted as the best one.

Answer 10

knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there? banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
Orange
orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again