I would personally like to be creamated.... but with a twist....
dress me in combat boots, camo pants, and a Metallica t-shirt. Strap me to the hood of a cherried out 1969 z28 camaro. Douse the whole thing in gasoline, set it on fire, put a brick on the accelorator, pop the gearshift into drive then watch me careen down the dragstrip in excess of 150 mph all the while AC/DC is on the side performing Hells Bells as the car smashes into a wall of dynamite resulting in one massive fiery explosion of epic proportions!
well thats just what i"d like. What about you??
2006-07-02 04:50:57 · 14 answers · asked by AmericanPatriot 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeahh... that would be a great way to go but in actuality i would like to be buried. I dont even want an autopsy or embalming fluid or anything like that. Just stick me in the ground. I would like to be wearing what I described and use that camaro as a coffin though. I am into zombie movies and the concept brought forth in the resident evil movies and books so one day i might get to be a wickeed cool zombie lusting after your brains!! LOl.
2006-07-02 06:09:13 · update #1
When I die, I want my friends to put me in a Superman outfit, and throw me out of a jet. Then, I want to land safely by my coffin, where my friends and family are. I want Helena be MCR to be played. I want, on the lid of the coffin, polished oak, and a slot where my beloved guitar could fit perfectly into the lid. Then, i want glass over it, and i want my coffin buried peacefully.
One of my friends won't attend my funeral because she'll be in jail for murdering the person who murdered me. I'm most likely going to mouth off to the wrong person, and pay for it.
This entire thing is a private joke between my friends and I. Hoonestly, I want a cheap funeral. Nothing expensive, because I think it's unfair for someone to make money off of my death other than my family and friends.
2006-07-02 06:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by reason_needed 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
That sounds great for you. I wish my friend Brian didn't get cremated though...doesn't even have a headstone to visit (which I think might do me some good to visit...I can't get over his death for some reason).
For me? Oh, I guess if I died now I'd want to be buried with my great-grandparents and great-grandmother in a podunk little town called Atkins...yes, I know...worms, but I don't care. I'd rather be able to walk around like all the other normal zombies out there...lol. Besides, getting my ashes scattered doesn't appeal to me yet. I'd wear something nice for my parents but have to say screw it on the shoes and wear my biker boots that lace up to my knees. Anyways, during the funeral I'd like there to be a black grand piano burning with Helena playing...just to let my good friends have one last joke from me. Well-fed crows would be released during the end to leave globs on all the nice cars of the not-so-nice acquaintances I knew. My friends would be invited and know to bring umbrellas and a cab.
My headstone would read, "I told you I was sick...minded."
2006-07-02 05:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by PseudoSlySpyderGuyLied 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I want isnt quite as BIG... I would like to have a happy funeral where it doesn't feel like a funeral- but a party. I want people to be eating and talking and I want music there. The song that I want to be played while I'm being buried is Free Bird By Lynyrd Skynyrd. I just want people to be happy and remember me for me- and not be sad that I'm gone!
2006-07-02 04:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by JoHanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to arrive in stile. flawless skin, is a must. i have to look gorgeous in the coffin so people don't even know i'm dead. and a toned body. i'll be yelling, "uuuuhooo what a ride life was". maybe it'll be at magic mountin on one of the rides and the seat just pops off as we're doing a 360 turn. hey, at least i paid $40 entrance fee to die.
2006-07-02 04:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by chapped lips 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your funeral would freak a lot of people out... but you would be remembered for sure!
Me, I want a wake more than a funeral - a chance for people to get together and remember the good times and happiness. Sounds sappy but I'm 38 years old now and have been to a lot of funerals. Lots of good food and music, laughter and a few tears please. Then get on with your lives.
2006-07-02 05:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Samlet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your idea is very unique and clever. Can tell you've put a lot of thought into it and wow I hope someone loves you enough to give you just that on your very last wish!
I don't want a funeral, I don't really know what I want and don't think I really care. Hell, I'll be dead. Just as long as NO ONE is crying and saying how pretty I look!!!!!
2006-07-02 04:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by mrsmomma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have asked my wife to be careful flushing my ashes down the toilet as I would not want to be responsible for any further blockages.
2006-07-02 04:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to be cremated and then some people would be hired to take my ashes and throw them into the faces of my enemies.
2006-07-02 04:53:19 · answer #8 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in jeans with my glasses to stay on when they close the casket, funeral songs to be my favorite classic rock songs - no sad stuff and put me next to my parents. my plot is already bought and paid for.
2006-07-02 04:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by str8tupgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool but i dont reallly care what happens 2 my body when i die because my spirit will go 2 heaven
2006-07-02 04:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋