How long do I have to protest the attack on EVIL marriage before Jesus will impregnate me with the second coming of Christ? I'm no vigin, but I certainly am a perfect Christian, I mean, I married heil_pat_robertson for God's sake!
2006-07-02 04:50:43 · 18 answers · asked by ĦĕįŁ Ψөđā Łăďұ 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
never
2006-07-02 04:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never
God doesnt need to impregnate Jesus again, Hes already sitting on the throne beside him
2006-07-02 04:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by Angledata 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no second coming of Jesus through a virgin mother from a Christian perspective; these old testament prophecies were already fulfilled through Mary.
2006-07-02 04:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Keith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next week at 4:21
2006-07-02 04:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by Inframan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to Mexico and date someone names Jesus. Easy.
2006-07-02 04:53:18 · answer #5 · answered by flignar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty sick.
He's not coming back as a baby but as a conquering warrior.
Rev 6:2
2006-07-02 05:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would try Mohammed since he got involved with a 9 year old. Good Luck with that.
2006-07-02 04:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetgal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he gets back from Olive Garden, where he's dining with the boys. But I keep seeing that Judas trying to kiss him -- what's up with that?
2006-07-02 04:54:18 · answer #8 · answered by blueowlboy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Auntie,
Jesus cannot make love to you.
But you have to learn and follow what Jesus was trying to do on planet.
2006-07-02 04:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard of the Ecstasy of St Theresa? I think that story is right up your alley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecstasy_of_St_Theresa
2006-07-02 04:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get help! There are lots of professional shrinks out there that would love to get a load of you!
2006-07-02 04:54:57 · answer #11 · answered by red9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋