I reckon it was an old ford cortina with leapod skin seats
2006-07-02 04:50:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land. And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda ... "The Apostles were in one Accord."
Silly Billy, God Bless you!
2006-07-02 04:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A huge SUV :
1. He hated the planet, always railing against worldly things.
2. He was from the Middle East. He was all for higher oil prices!
3. He was magic, so he could shrink it down small enough to drive it through the eye of a needle.
2006-07-02 11:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Inframan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lighten up people, Jesus has a sense of humor.
He used to help me drive a beat up volkswagon. It had a bungie cord to hold the door shut, and a stick to hold one of the headlights in. We had to push it to start it, or park it on a hill. He helped me get where I was going til we could do better. Had a lotta laughs over it.
2006-07-02 12:56:16 · answer #3 · answered by Mandalawind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, big ol' Detroit rolling iron, fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror and Jimmy Buffet on the 8-track.
2006-07-02 11:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 1 HP carriage commonly known as a HORSE.
2006-07-02 11:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by shakira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus sat his *** on an *** and whipped it around Jerusalem until some animal loving Jews got his *** off of his *** and put him on a cross. If he had learnt to drive a car he might have had his *** saved.
2006-07-02 11:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by Hitman from Hell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you heard the hit song, "Jesus take the Wheel."? You need to let Jesus drive your car.
2006-07-02 12:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by t_a_m_i_l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fred Flintstone's car?
2006-07-02 11:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by NannyMcPhee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to know a chap who claimed he was jesus, cause he was born on christmas day, he used to drive a three wheeled reliant robin.
2006-07-02 11:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dune buggy, for sure. All that time in the desert? Come on.
2006-07-02 11:54:06 · answer #10 · answered by ratboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋