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2006-07-02 03:45:38 · 13 answers · asked by clarkesboy 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
* Do you have any welsh in you? - Would ya like some!
* Do you wanna come to my place for pizza and sex? - Why not, don't ya like pizza?
* What time do you get off? - can I watch?
* I love your dress - It'll look get on my bedroom floor.
One guy grabbed the ice out off his drink, threw it on the floor (quite dramatically!) and then said, "Right now that the ice is broken - how about a date?"
2006-07-02 04:01:53 · answer #1 · answered by beflihippy 3 · 13⤊ 5⤋
Whilst walking around Walt Disney World in January this year... Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
or
Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
2006-07-02 10:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lol at all of these answers
the usual one i get is do i know you from somewhere?
I live in scotland and they have no imagination up here really
2006-07-02 19:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by middie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More Tea Vicar?
2006-07-02 10:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband got my attention by calling me by name (he was a friend of a relative) as I walked by (I igged him cuz I didn't know the voice) and shouting "don't walk by like you don't know anybody"-that stopped me dead in my tracks.
He's been pleasantly surprising me ever since.
2006-07-02 10:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by 1derous1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is lame and unfortunately happend to me.. Guy goes up to me and says "Hi I'm God, at least thats what all the ladies call me.. "
2006-07-02 10:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me miss, whats your name, where are you from Can I come and possible...(Can I take you out tonight). Luther Vandross said it all.
I also got, Is your name Mrs. James. (no) Would you like it to be? (we never went out)
2006-07-02 10:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by angel739902 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
him-is there a mirror in your back pocket?
me-no why?
him-cuz I can see myself in your pants.
or
him-dang baby you got so much meat on yo *** and I was chewin on chicken bones at home.
2006-07-02 10:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
2006-07-02 11:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Kristy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in bed im no jesus.....im more like god!
pretty lame i no but most guys i no there best pick up line is 'hey babe wanna ****' so its not so bad.
2006-07-02 17:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by Kate; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can I have your number so I can tell my Mom where I am staying tonight?!"
LOL, Some drunk guy came up with that one; I never laughed so hard.
2006-07-02 10:49:15 · answer #11 · answered by LuLuBelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋