Why are you late to the class?

Question

Make up* a lame excuse!!

I like this...."There was a sign board infront of school stating that 'SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLOW' so I'm late"

Answer 1

I broke my leg running to school and when I fell my homework flew every where and landed in a puddle of dirty water and I had to drag myself and when someone tried to help me I said I gotta go to school! Thats how much I care about school that I go with a broking leg...............and thats what happened :\

Answer 2

Well I woke up just a little late, ran outside to chace the bus, caught up with it when it was full and ended up walking, tried to take the short cut through my neighbors yard with Angle their man eating dog, jumped 5 gates, swam through a lake, ran into the edge of the lake and was out for at least 10 minutes, got up confused and sat in the home depo office thinking it was attendence (I must have been there for at least 15 minutes), then noticing their outfits and the name home depo i took off for school. Finally reaching school at the first bell, which means i was here on time, but i had to go home because i left my back pack. Sorry, Mrs. T.

Answer 3

Reminds me of a joke I heard about being late to class.

Four guys were out partying and missed a final exam for a college class. They got together and decided they would all go to the teacher together and tell him that they were on their way to school and had a flat tire and would see if he would let them make up the exam. The teacher was surprisingly forgiving and told them they could make up the exam. The students feeling confident and like they had pulled a fast one on the teacher came back fof the class and the teacher said "The test is pretty simple, boys, it's only going to be one question. You said you had a flat tire and that is why you missed my exam, my only question is, "Which tire?"

Answer 4

The wheels fell off my mom's car so she made me walk, seeing as the school was only 10 metres away I decided to go to the cafe for a cup of tea. I got carried away while reading the paper, and I saw an article in the paper that said; "New law for kids to take off shoes when entering school". I love my shoes ever so dearly, so I had to find another way through school, thus using the fence but I got stuck! I called for the doc and he said it wasn't bad. So yeah, I'm really sorry...lol!

Answer 5

cause last night i saw a pink elephant with purple ears and a blue trunk, i told this to the jewish guy down the street who told me i was racist and beat me up which landed me in the hospital. So i hit on the nurse who turned out to be a guy dressed as a girl and he was not actually a nurse but a ninja who pulled out his sword and i ran, which caused me to get hit by a car and green paint chips fell in my and i couldn't see straight and was stumbling down the road when the cops picked me up and i was thrown in the drunk tank where i found a toothbrush and had to use it since i didn't have my own. I walked 74 miles in the snow with no shoes or pants until i made it to school.
(by the time you're halfway thru this story the teacher won't care anymore and tell you to just sit down.)

Answer 6

My mom's not too birght she was driving me to school this, the exit said "School Left" so she took me back home.

OR

I had to get up at 3:00AM, feed and milk the cows, slop the hogs, feed the chickens and collect eggs, sweep out the barn and fix breakfast for my 8 brothers and sisters. Then to top it all off, the elevator was busted and I had to walk down 5 flights of stairs.

Answer 7

My school has two buildings connected to by a breezeway. So my lame excuse is "My last period class was on the other-side ma'am, that's why I'm late for division."

Answer 8

OK so this is what had happened right... Waldo decided to come over and we started talking and stuff right.. and he asked me if he could use my bathroom and of course I said yes.. but then after like 15 minutes I was like OH MAN!! I've gotta get to school and so I went to the bathroom door to tell him to come on.. you know... to hurry up.. but then the bathroom door came open and he wasn't there... so I went back to the living room to look around and there I was stuck... wondering where the hell Waldo was.... Thus I was late for class...

Answer 9

the voice in my head told me to beating up the principal from my old school for getting a tardy , so I am going to be late today- I know it is lame but that's the best I can do this morning

Answer 10

I was just walking along, minding my own business, and decided to take this back alley to get to school faster when all of a sudden this guy came up to me and asked me if I would rub his back to make the horrible pain he was experiencing go away or, if I would not rub his back, then shoot him, to put him out of his misery. I told him, I could not rub his back because that would make me late for school and I could not shoot him, for I did not want to held accountable for murder, so then he stood there arguing with me to either rub his back or shoot him. I finally just ran all the way to school. Really, ask anyone who was there.

Answer 11

I was on my way when my cell phone rang. It was my husband telling me to come back home so we could have a romp in the bedroom. When we finished, he told me that I was 22 years old and haven't been a student in a year and a half. So I decided not to come to class at all.