2006-07-02 02:13:18 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
UPDATE: Ok, I lied to her and said she wasn't a crack whore. Shes ok now.
What a psycho
2006-07-02 02:25:52 · update #1
If she's on crack, be very afraid. See my previous answers about being shot.
But who cares, she probably is. Mates are mates, girls come and go.
2006-07-02 02:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by SurfCop 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's the saga of Spud and the crack whore! This is better than Dallas. If you're morally right about the situation, say so with less emotive language than "crack whore" - that doesn't help anyone - apologise for that but tell her straightforwardly what you really do object to and try to talk about that instead of the crack whore crack. If you might be wrong about it, go say a very deep sorry about the whole damn business.
2006-07-02 02:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if you buy her a jumbo, things should calm down. Then, when she's not looking, douse the jumbo in bleach and watch the fun begin when she lights up!
Afterwards, you and your friend can bond and become closer while you're both burying his dead crack whore girlfriend in a shallow grave in some ditch by the edge of a highway. That's what true friendship's all about, covering up the death of a dead crack whore.
2006-07-02 02:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by illustrat_ed_designs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the best bet is not calling her a crack whore! I mean, you dont get anywhere by calling people that, personally, if you had called me that, i would kick your ***. Your better off not dissing your friends girlfriend. it could cause complications. So just talk to her, make sure she doesnt have a nife in her hand!lol, and make things better. A relationship through calling people whore's is not a good one
2006-07-02 02:22:29 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either apologize or call her a crack whore again. It depends on what you want the outcome to be.
2006-07-02 02:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by gypsynuke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so you told her shes not a crack whore but what about your friend what have you said to him? if you still feel she is one then keep it to yourself maybe he will get over it if she isnt one and you were just ticked off apologize to the both of them and then leave it alone
2006-07-02 03:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by cozjeanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until she kills you then you can call her a murdering crack whore.Oh wait, then you will be dead.
Just go buy her some crack, then I am certain she will forgive you!
2006-07-02 02:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by Axewielderx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take photos of her smoking crack while spreading her legs for the mailman, then you'll have all the proof you need. If she can't handle the truth, she isn't worth it.
2006-07-02 02:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by James G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you kept your mouth shut you would never have been in this position! Hindsight is 20/20, save it for the next time you open your mouth, insert foot, wiggle toes.
2006-07-02 09:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by DA R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok heres what you do, you get yourself some biscuits, a big family pack and carry them with you all the time and it may be good to invest in a magpie too....
if you happen to glimpse her coming at you with a knife release the magpie and he/she will collect the knife for you... next she will be mad at run at you, heres where you take out the biscuits (it may be handy to have opened them previously for ease of access) and throw them at her or to her.... this will confuse her and maybe encourage her 'munchies'
then whilst she is eating herself stupid, RUN AWAY!
good luck man hope you survive!
2006-07-02 09:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋