2006-07-02 00:54:59 · 7 answers · asked by Ben H 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
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Always read stuff that will make you look good
if you die in the middle of it.
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Drive carefully.
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
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If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
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Never buy a car you can't push.
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Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.
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The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late.
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When every thing's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
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Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
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If ignorance is bliss,
why aren't more people happy?
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You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to
only make once.
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We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp,
some are pretty,
some are dull,
some have weird names,
and all are different colors
but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
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A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open.
2006-07-02 05:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Orchid 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cant remember exactly how it goes but this is pretty close....
"Anyone who thinks they are too small to make a difference, then they have never been in bed with a mosquito before"
- Hellen Keller
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2006-07-02 07:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I go here for all my quotes.
2006-07-02 07:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A witticism I found to be accurate goes;
If you are not part of the answer, you are part of the problem.....
Have a great day! =)
2006-07-02 08:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by sheila love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't compete with Orchid_d.
Would get my vote.
2006-07-03 02:26:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are unique just like everybody else!
2006-07-02 08:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dosent god do something to help?....ans. he put you here to help.
2006-07-02 08:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by wally l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋