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Having bought a house on an ex-council estate I am astounded at the amount of chavs that keep me awake at night (they came to ask if i minded having my scooter 'nicked' they took it anyway) so I was wondering what we could do about this below standard society, and regain the british values.

2006-07-01 23:22:41 · 12 answers · asked by englishkeymaster 3 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

BLING BLING!!!

2006-07-02 00:18:01 · update #1

12 answers

I have been screaming CONSCRIPTION for years, Take all the teenage kids regardless what background they come from put them in the army to do a stint of national service give them training and discipline, give them 4 years of that and england may once again become the noble isle it once was. And also set up an english council that resides over all matters british and no longer have wasted money thrown at politicians who are basically in the job for the money alone.

2006-07-01 23:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by rippanation 2 · 0 0

We need a mixed society in order to appreciate what we do have if you ask me.

If everyone was the same it would be a really boring life.

Also, if all the Chavs disappeared, what would the Little Britain guys do for inspiration eh??? And whatever happened to Wayne and Waynetta Slob? I say long live the Chav!!!

2006-07-01 23:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by dashabout 3 · 0 0

I agree! Me and 2 other people in my school actually have mrals and brains! Society today is disgusting, first call the police about your bike. Put up cctv, get a decent burgular alarm, get a rotweiler, complain to schools. Good luck mate, but I don't think anything is going to permently stop all the dilicents around the world!

just saying to person who answered before me: u watch that little britan CRAP RUBBISH DISCRASE TO REAL COMEDY???? How dare you!!! Whatever happened to classic BRILLENT REAL COMEDY? Such as The Vicar of Dibly and One Foot in the Grave? Its all this new Politically correct BULL, and they still discriminate AGAINST THE DISABLED!!!!!!!!!! How is that fair? What do any of them POOR people do wrong? NOTHING thats what!!!!! Its sick and should be banned from t.v! If I was prime minestor I'd BAN it and put on the GOOD OLD COMEDY. And I 'd also asign special police to go round making sure no one is watching THAT DISCRASEFUL BULL.

2006-07-01 23:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jensen Ackles Girl (I Wish!) 5 · 0 1

Littkle Britain aside, I think we should just put lots of shiny things ('bling') in a giant, tom and Jerry style trap, and wait for them to flock in.

Or, slightly more seriously, I heard about someone who put there old washing machine outside the front door in the new washers packaging. Then when it got nicked they were saved the fee for the council to pick it up! (Dunno if it is just an urban myth, but you could try it and they might not bother again!)

2006-07-02 00:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by guest 5 · 0 0

Form a vigilante group and castrate all the males ones. This will not only reduce their testosterone, and therefore their aggression, but they will also be unable to impregnate the female ones, reducing in fewer new chavs appearing.

2006-07-02 01:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 0 0

Playing Barry Manilow records seems to deter that type in Australia.

2006-07-01 23:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by Stammerman! 5 · 0 0

to the person who said little Britain is a decrease and how dare you to the person who watches it havent you ever heard the saying each to there own i think you was well out off line righting wot you did so all I'm going to say is GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR

2006-07-02 00:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by cheryl b 2 · 1 0

A baseball bat with six inch nails should do it m8

2006-07-06 10:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by Vade B 4 · 1 0

Make them all work to clean up the rubbish that they have
produced(including their illegitimate pups)

2006-07-02 00:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love my Chav neighbours, they might be filth, but they're my filth.

2006-07-02 00:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by a random night 2 · 0 0

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