Is this the Geography of a woman?

Question

Between18 - 22 yrs. a woman is like Africa, half discovered , half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23-30 ,a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade,especially for someone with cash.
Between31-35 a woman is like India , very hot ,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36-40 a woman is like France,gentlly aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41-50 a woman is like Great Britain, with a glourious and all conquering past.
Between 51-60 a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61-70 a woman is like Russia , very wide and her borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70 , she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge will visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN,
Between 1 80 yrs , a man is like Iraq - ruled by a DICK !!!

Answer 1

Thank you for posting this, I hadn't heard it before and I like it!!

I was afraid it woould start to get sad and insulting for a woman after 40, so I am very happy that it is respectful and creative (I think a woman must have written it - did you?)

Bit too cynical about a man - but amusing!!!!

Answer 2

even as i became 14, all i wanted became a lady with large ****. even as i became 16, I dated a lady with large ****, yet there became no pastime. So i determined i wanted a passionate lady with a zest for existence. In college, I dated a passionate lady, yet she became too emotional. each and every thing became an emergency; she became a drama queen, cried each and every of the time and threatened suicide. So i determined i wanted a lady with some stability. even as i became 25, i got here across an exceedingly strong lady, yet she became boring. She became completely predictable and under no circumstances were given enthusiastic about something. existence grew to change into so boring that i determined i wanted a lady with some excitement. even as i became 28, i got here across a interesting lady, yet i could not save up such as her. She rushed from one element to a special, under no circumstances choosing something. She did mad, impetuous issues and flirted with each and absolutely everyone she met. She made me depressing as in many circumstances as satisfied. She became large interesting initially and extremely lively, yet directionless. So i wanting to stumble on a lady with some ambition. when I grew to change into 31, i got here across a sensible, ambitious lady such as her feet planted firmly on the floor and married her. She became so ambitious that she divorced me and took each and every thing I owned. Now i'm 40 2, and all i want is a lady with large ****.

Answer 3

I sudenly cant wait to get old. I've always wanted to go to Tibet.

Answer 4

Tehee. Me like.

Answer 5

obviously know nothing of women ,and even less about some men

Answer 6

LOL...I love that...even though it's man bashing.

Answer 7

Umm, no. ..and me thinks you confused iraq with america ;-)

Answer 8

HAHAHA. I'm a dick. Lol

Answer 9

false

Answer 10

i had this email a few weeks ago made me chuckle and its so true!!!!