English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I want to bag a monster. Would a swamp be a good place to find one.. or elsewhere? Please help.

2006-07-01 22:24:58 · 26 answers · asked by B Z 4 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

26 answers

The swamp or maybe a spooky forest.

2006-07-01 22:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by DL 6 · 2 0

You have to see when the moon is going to a new phase. Find a place in the paper where someone has died in an open area on a highway. You need two people to hold hands and chant (ob-ob-ob) three times repeating every 10 minutes, Then light a red candle that has been left in a grave yard over night. (Don't start a grass fire on the Highway) You will need a jar with a lid on it, put another candle in the jar a vota candle will do. Pray for your safety. Then start screaming and howling- get ready to run like hell because it will be coming. The Grim Ripper will think someone was killed and be calling.

2006-07-02 09:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Juvenile 3 · 0 0

In Kansas City, Mo

2006-07-08 21:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by darkamiyetlovelysongofsongs1_5 2 · 0 0

Good Question.......I would try the woods.

Go at Night, that's when all the hootie-bears and booger-bears come out.

Next, you're going to need bait.

If your huntin hootie-bears---you'll need to tie Hilary Clinton or Martha Stewart to a tree and sit back under cover somewhere and wait.

If you're hunting booger-bears--you'll need old and bigger bait so you'd better tie Ted Kennedy to a tree and hope he doesn't kill the booger bear--- with all of his hot air.

2006-07-02 06:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0 0

Any mainstream media outlet or other source of liberal blabbering. Hillary's office! There! That would be a good monster to capture!

2006-07-02 12:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Junk 2 · 0 0

In the white house lol but no seriosly if you want to catch one just look in society there you find tones of them
eg. the bullies, the plastics, the jerks

2006-07-02 05:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ruth F 2 · 0 0

Try the GOP convention. There are plenty of monsters hanging out there.

2006-07-02 12:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0 0

County fair. Lots of freaks and monsters there.

2006-07-02 05:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by Valag 3 · 0 0

become a cop and then u can catch them almost everyday on the corners and in homes actin normal like ppl harmin children need more good cops

2006-07-02 05:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by vetta b 3 · 0 0

Republican National Convention.

2006-07-02 05:31:51 · answer #10 · answered by newwavehotdog 2 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers