please help and please give me souce as to where I can find it.
2006-07-01 22:21:59 · 6 answers · asked by neil_mboma 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
you are a virgo go to http://astrology.com
2006-07-01 22:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a Virgo, look it up, some good astrology books are the ones by Linda Goodman.
2006-07-01 22:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Alysianna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE STUPID SIGN
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."
Anybody you know need a sign today?
2006-07-01 22:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to point this out to you, but, THIS IS ASTRONOMY, a science, not ASTROLOGY, a primitive superstition. Your question should be in Mythology and Folklore.
2006-07-02 00:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by djoldgeezer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a libra. Go on the Yahoo home page and click horoscopes.
2006-07-01 22:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a virgo
2006-07-01 22:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋