2006-07-01 20:07:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why of course, little Porn Star.
Climb up on my lap, here and lean your head back and take some soothing deep breaths. (It always looks so gooooodddd when you take deep breaths ....)
That's a good little Porn Star, yes, just snuggle down and get comfy.
I'm going to give you your choice of stories ....
This one is about a porn star, too, who produces, directs and acts ...
Then there's this one, about the beautiful princess trapped in an enchanted castle with only a little birdie for a friend - and the strange other characters she sometimes meets .... including the big, hard, stern knight ....
Or this story, about a good witch who loves her wizard boyfriend so much it changes the world ... the moon ... and everything all around .... check out Thumper ...
I wonder, though, if you are going to let me finish reading your story - especially planted just where you are on my lap .... oh well, all's well that end's well ....
2006-07-05 04:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a little tired pornstar, who couldn't sleep. She went on answers and asked for a story. So lizzardkingone curled up with a book in hand. He read her a sweet, but sexy story which after an hour put little porn to sleep.
2006-07-02 11:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by lizzardkingone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'll read you The Giving Tree ... once upon a time there was a tree....____
Sorry, my kids yanked it away and said I shouldn't read you such a sad story that may make you cry instead of sleep....
2006-07-01 20:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to share a story with you! Do you know of the book Everybody Poops? A lovely story to share with children and that special someone in your life! lol!
I poop.
You poop.
He poops.
She poops.
Everybody poops!
That's it in a nutshell. I don't want to ruin the ending for you! lol!
As John Travolta said in Saturday Night Fever, "Jerk off, you'll dream better!" Can you believe he got paid to say that?! lol!!!
2006-07-01 23:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not a story u need its sex..it always helps me get to sleep!
2006-07-01 21:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simon says, put your left hand over you right eye
Simon says, put your right hand over you left eye
Simon says, put you left leg up in the air
Simon says, put you right leg up in the air
now open your eyes
You loose, Simon didn't say open your eyes
and yes my pants seem to have disappeared
nighty nighty night you naughty girl.
2006-07-02 01:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by pingpong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will gladly read you a story, though I find watching a good porn flick puts me to sleep.
2006-07-01 20:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by toby ziegler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One, don't sleep
Two, watch TV
Three, eat crackers
Four, talk to yourself
Five, good night
2006-07-01 20:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can think of better ways to make you sleepy
2006-07-03 10:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your toys out of the naughty drawer and amuse yourself that way.
2006-07-02 15:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋