Hint: You are sooooooo close
2006-07-01 18:47:30 · 9 answers · asked by Kim H 2 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
The ultimate reason why people ask stupid questions
is for job security. These are the less stupid people. If every problem was magically solved, many many people would be out of work overnight. We as people exist to fill the gap between stupid and stupid. Without stupids, there would be no gap to fill and we would be obsolete. In the end we should all be grateful for all those stupid people out there who make our lives possible and, ultimately, help us pay our bills (e.g., heat, water, electricity, insurance, TV)!
So next time you ask a stupid question, take a moment to pat yourself on the back.
Here are some Causes
Because they think they are big and clever
They like to annoy people some.
Yeah people like that get on others nerves, they think you have nothing better to do than to answer their stupid questions.
People might not know how to start a converstation with you, but still be interested in friendship.
Some people use stupid questions when they just want to start a conversion like this.
10 most stupid questions people ask in obvious situations.................
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
11. Why does a tire always go flat on the bottom?
If you need more examples you can contact me
2006-07-01 18:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Shakeel 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
you ask a question about the logic of a stupid question and answer it with the same logic
2006-07-01 19:25:21 · answer #2 · answered by Sean 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, i'd like to hear more of Shaklee's stupid questions (jokes). Primo material! I was dying laughing on some of those!!!
No debate here, you rock!
2006-07-01 19:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jack Meoff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hard to beat Shakeel, he is right on the money. But go to your local Walmart, and you can hear all sorts of 'em.
2006-07-01 19:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by floridaleoness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not very hard to get people to ask stupid questions.....u just did!
2006-07-01 18:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are you coming out like cashewnut.i didnt say that you are stupid
2006-07-01 18:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by king 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like yours?
2006-07-01 18:49:31 · answer #7 · answered by xeroxpoop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What????
2006-07-01 18:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by thacutieof93 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf r u talking about?!
2006-07-01 18:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by DeMoN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋