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Five email accounts, a palm pilot, a cell phone, two kids, two cats, a dog, numerous houseplants and a man, now a blog. How can I find time to nurture all these beings? (I'm just really glad the batteries died in the tamagochi!)

2006-07-01 18:01:28 · 4 answers · asked by Nightwalker 3 in Pets Other - Pets

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create a circle of life with these things you cherish where each lives off of or cares for one of the others while you remain in the middle as the center of their universe... this is the way of the 'old ones' and makes them more responsible and self-sufficient allowing you more time for important things like asking more Y!A questions

2006-07-03 17:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2 2

Well, blogs require a very substantial and expensive diet consisting of time away from your family, a stack of unpaid bills at least three feet high, and letting your house look haunted. the good news about adopting a blog is that you no longer have to introduce your children to the birds and the bees, your house is predecorated for Halloween and you can fulfill your dreams of living like they did in the pioneer days!

2006-07-01 18:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by O 3 · 0 0

CAUTION: NEVER FEED A BLOG BEFORE MIDNIGHT!!!!!!

I can't tell you why - just believe me.

Other than the time restrictions:
3 meals a day (night) they are not really picky eaters, anything you throw at them is usually gobbled up
bathing is optional, not a big blog pleaser
Exercise - 1 hour a day no more no less, any exercise will do

2006-07-03 19:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by wzsvvuv 2 · 0 0

LOL @ opie

2006-07-01 20:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by MissT 3 · 0 0

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