Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend
to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their
team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
2006-07-01 17:48:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
funny
2006-07-01 17:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Guzzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that's funny! Here's one:
There is said to be a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie, POOF! you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." POOF! She is swallowed up and is never seen again.
I just love a good blonde joke!
2006-07-02 00:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Elena Broflovski (Cardenas) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha,funny.
2006-07-02 00:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, made me smile, oh, and by the way, I am a blonde, but I have a good sense of humor!!
2006-07-02 02:29:44 · answer #4 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Hate to say this, but that's about what I think of football too!
2006-07-02 00:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the question was "Do you guys think I'm an incompetent moron for posting a joke to a question forum?"...
...the my answer is:
Yes...most certainly.
(Oh...funny joke, by the way!)
2006-07-02 00:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by justmecharles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just another dumb blonde joke. Besides, I hate football.
2006-07-02 00:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by crystal89431 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but why isn't it posted under Jokes?
2006-07-02 00:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute
2006-07-02 00:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by TheGuru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, very funny
2006-07-02 00:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by dottie2844 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋