what birds think. I told him I would ask. What do you think?
2006-07-01 16:22:52 · 38 answers · asked by sarozsi 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Tweet, tweet, tweety tweet tweet.. Chirpy, we we we, tweet. Mmm, mmm, good. Twe, weeeeeee, chirp, tweety, chirp, peep. Tweet, chirp cheep cheep.
Translation:
Damn faulking fireworks, all summer now. Geez I'm hungry there goes a moth. Mmm, mmm, good. Hmm, maybe I should go make some more chicky's with the lady after all I built that big damn nest. Geez I gotta crap, who bought that new Mercedes again?
2006-07-01 16:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by DT89ACE 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Birds obviously don't think like we do, although there are some very smart birds, even birds that talk. Focus would be on food and safety. Most sexual behavior in birds is instinctive, they don't think about it.
Most birds are not predators (well maybe to bugs) so they have to worry about cats, people, birds of prey. Very few birds are hit by cars anymore, so they have learned to avoid them.
If you were a bird, i think a cage would be the worst thing in the world. "Free as a bird" is an expression for a reason.
2006-07-01 16:35:16 · answer #2 · answered by Computer Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the worms, where's the water, where's the seeds, where's the suet. I wish those squirrels would get out of here. Gosh those fledglings eat a lot. I sure could use a nice bath. The worms arn't biting today. How many nests will the female have me build before she's finally happy. I like the summer days with the longer daylight hours. Tweet, tweet, twee-del-dee, twee-del-de-dum. Tweet, tweet I'll be glad when the 4th of July celebrating is over. These fireworks are giving me the shakes.
2006-07-01 16:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I'm sorry, I have no idea what birds think, if they think. Aren't they birdbrains?
What I do know is how good it sounds to be sitting on the porch watching fireworks and drinking tequillas---I am soooo envious right now! Have fun, you guys. With the question asked, I hope he's not got far to drive home tonight! :-)
2006-07-01 16:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The birds are thinking your father-in-law is a lightweight if he's only going to have 3 tequillas!
2006-07-02 06:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by carl l 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birds think about people who sit outside drinking tequilla watching fireworks!!
2006-07-01 16:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by MNM0103 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That they should be drinking with your father in law.
Actually, I don't think birds have that much thought process to be honest with you.
Have fun watching the fireworks though!
2006-07-01 16:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by raekitten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose they think the same things most animals think.
1. Where can I find food? Can I eat that?
2. Where can I find a mate?
3. Can I make a nest here?
4. Are my children safe?
5. Is someone new in my territory? I'd better announce myself.
6. What's that object, animal or sound? Is it dangerous?
2006-07-01 16:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by Stacy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Birds are animals and therefore don't think. They lack the capacity to form cognitive thought. Man is the only animal that has that ability. If birds could think, they most likely would think about where they could find food.
2006-07-01 16:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a 19 year old chinese snow goose that thinks its a dog. It was raised with a cockapoo but outlived it. Now it hangs with a goldern retriever and an australian shepherd. You should see the stupid thing trying to chew on old shoes like the dogs do.
2006-07-01 17:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by NoPoaching 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋