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In real life, not on Yahoo! Answers. For instance, "Can I just stick it in for two seconds?"

2006-07-01 16:21:56 · 21 answers · asked by AnswerBot 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Yes, I did spell stupidest wrong...and having been a copy editor, I have no excuse.

2006-07-01 16:29:00 · update #1

21 answers

I was on the phone with a friend and my mom walks by and says:

"Oh Kris are you on the phone?"

My reply:
"No mom I'm riding an elephant."

2006-07-01 16:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 13 5

Last week I was sanding some 1 by eight.
And the young man that I work with walked up to me and asked what are you doing?
I asked him what it looked like? His res ponce was I just wanted to know if you knew what it was called.

2006-07-01 16:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by raven 3 · 0 0

Sitting at a Hibachi style Japanese restaurant, a fellow at the same table turned to me and said, "do all Japanese people cook like that?"

.... no, that's a show invented in the United States....

2006-07-01 16:26:14 · answer #3 · answered by tkquestion 7 · 0 0

I had a grown woman friend ask me out of the blue "Is there a treatment to get rid of HPV?". This was in the middle of a conversation about her boyfriend which had nothing sexual in it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV#Genital_warts

Never once had she asked me in the year I'd known her anything so personal or odd.

2006-07-01 16:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Keith 4 · 0 0

THIS GUY I KNOW... A FRIEND OF MANY YEARS. RECENTLY ASKED HIS MOTHER A QUESTION, WHICH I OVER HEARD.. AND I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OKAY THE QUESTION WAS....
"MOM? WHEN YOU BOIL HOT DOGS... DOES IT KILL ALL THE GERMS?" (WITH A REALLY SERIOUS FACE)

HIS MOTHER JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID SARCASTICALLY "YES, HONEY..IT DOES"

AND HE ACTUALLY TOOK IT AS A REAL ANSWER.
AFTER HE LEFT THE KITCHEN..WITH HIS HOT DOG..WE JUST CRIED FROM LAUGHTER..MAN!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA
OH MY GOSH! i JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT!
TO ME THAT WAS THE DUMBEST QUESTION EVER!
DON'T YOU THINK?
:)
PEACE!!

2006-07-01 16:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What was the Blues Brothers last name.

2006-07-01 16:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by classicwoodworks2000 2 · 0 0

Is Hawaii part of the 50th States?

2006-07-01 16:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by The Kujinator 2 · 0 0

Just the tip lemme just stick in the tip.

2006-07-01 16:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sweet Polly Purebred 3 · 0 0

I was chatting with this teenage guy once who asked me what a bra is for. And he was trying to be serious *rolls eyes*

2006-07-01 16:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by Wordsmith 3 · 0 0

My sister was at work one day, when her boss walked by and asked, "Are you working today?" What did he think she was doing?

2006-07-01 16:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 0 0

oh, I had a lot of stupid questions, like " If I am, are you?", Does the world needs drink"?

2006-07-01 16:26:01 · answer #11 · answered by Flippy 3 · 0 0

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