I was on the phone with a friend and my mom walks by and says:
"Oh Kris are you on the phone?"
My reply:
"No mom I'm riding an elephant."
2006-07-01 16:35:08
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answer #1
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answered by ? 5
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Last week I was sanding some 1 by eight.
And the young man that I work with walked up to me and asked what are you doing?
I asked him what it looked like? His res ponce was I just wanted to know if you knew what it was called.
2006-07-01 16:51:42
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answer #2
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answered by raven 3
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Sitting at a Hibachi style Japanese restaurant, a fellow at the same table turned to me and said, "do all Japanese people cook like that?"
.... no, that's a show invented in the United States....
2006-07-01 16:26:14
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answered by tkquestion 7
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I had a grown woman friend ask me out of the blue "Is there a treatment to get rid of HPV?". This was in the middle of a conversation about her boyfriend which had nothing sexual in it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV#Genital_warts
Never once had she asked me in the year I'd known her anything so personal or odd.
2006-07-01 16:25:49
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answered by Keith 4
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THIS GUY I KNOW... A FRIEND OF MANY YEARS. RECENTLY ASKED HIS MOTHER A QUESTION, WHICH I OVER HEARD.. AND I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OKAY THE QUESTION WAS....
"MOM? WHEN YOU BOIL HOT DOGS... DOES IT KILL ALL THE GERMS?" (WITH A REALLY SERIOUS FACE)
HIS MOTHER JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID SARCASTICALLY "YES, HONEY..IT DOES"
AND HE ACTUALLY TOOK IT AS A REAL ANSWER.
AFTER HE LEFT THE KITCHEN..WITH HIS HOT DOG..WE JUST CRIED FROM LAUGHTER..MAN!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
OH MY GOSH! i JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT!
TO ME THAT WAS THE DUMBEST QUESTION EVER!
DON'T YOU THINK?
:)
PEACE!!
2006-07-01 16:40:22
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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What was the Blues Brothers last name.
2006-07-01 16:26:29
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answer #6
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answered by classicwoodworks2000 2
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Is Hawaii part of the 50th States?
2006-07-01 16:50:40
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answer #7
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answered by The Kujinator 2
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Just the tip lemme just stick in the tip.
2006-07-01 16:24:24
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answered by Sweet Polly Purebred 3
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I was chatting with this teenage guy once who asked me what a bra is for. And he was trying to be serious *rolls eyes*
2006-07-01 16:28:02
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answered by Wordsmith 3
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My sister was at work one day, when her boss walked by and asked, "Are you working today?" What did he think she was doing?
2006-07-01 16:59:14
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answered by zaradulce02 5
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oh, I had a lot of stupid questions, like " If I am, are you?", Does the world needs drink"?
2006-07-01 16:26:01
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answer #11
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answered by Flippy 3
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