A) "No, those pants don't make your butt look big!"
B) "J. Lo's pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby!"
C) "Don't be silly, sweetheart — I adore your mother!"
D) "I'm sorry officer, I know I wasn't speeding!"
E) "Then, on our way back down Everest..."
Why is that? Please explain - Thank you!!
2006-07-01 15:17:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not A...I don't want a friend to wear pants that make her butt look big just because I'm afraid to say something about it.
Not B...I’ll only use this one if I'm having a conversation with someone who is unhealthily (if that's a word) obsessed with celebrities, just to mess with them.
Not C…I really like my mother-in-law.
Not E…I don’t make up stories.
That only leaves D. I’m always speeding.
2006-07-01 15:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not A. I *run* when even the *possibility* of that question comes up!
Not B. I don't concern myself with unstable tarts or space aliens.
Not C. I am not currently in a position to answer such a question. (Whew!)
Not E. No one would believe for a *second* that i have climbed anything bigger than a one-flight staircase.
So that leaves D. I don't currently have a car.....but i can still see myself pleading ignorance and incompetence to try to get out of a traffic ticket. (Hey, i can produce witnesses who will attest to those attributes!)(Which is kind of sad, now that i think about it.....)
2006-07-02 05:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C...My BF's mother makes me want to run in circles and tear out my hair...but he is very touchy when it comes to 'mommy dearest' and so I have to be a good girl.
She is a know it all and loves to share her wealth of knowledge...and if anyone dares to have an opinion she's there to tell them why they are oh so wrong.
Plus, I don't feel she's a good influence on my kids because of her pushy loud-mouth personality, and I don't want them to be that way.
I could go on, but it would take all night...
2006-07-01 22:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by JC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D) "I'm sorry officer, I know I wasn't speeding!"
This sounds like the only lie I could tell.....hihihihihiiiiiii
2006-07-01 22:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really one of those on there. Mine is more like...
- Um no officer i havn't smoked any pot tonight, and nor was i drinkin!
(ha ha lol)
I was a lil stoned n drank a bit n i went to a carnival in my town and fell over a stick and an officer was there and he was looking in my eyes to see if they were blood shot or not. I told him i started a new medication and it made me clumsy! lol!
2006-07-01 22:37:04 · answer #5 · answered by citie_chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) its not the pants that make your butt look big
B) who cares
C) Your mother is like a toothache
D) I was in a hurry and this ticket is making me late
E) Definitely this one, everyone likes to embellish
2006-07-12 14:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by BigDaddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a, here is my reason
b) i dont give a $hit about celebrity life that much
c) i really do like his mom
d)i'd rather cry or show some skin, or else i know the cop
e)if i even had the money to take a trip that far, it wouldnt be to climb a stupid mtn
2006-07-01 22:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by BTB 10/04/08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E...The Everest white lie. The reasons are classified. I can neither confirm, nor deny.
2006-07-01 22:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by Marshall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A. Cause not to many people have small butts usuallly. If they did they wouldn't ask in the first place!
2006-07-01 23:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by ▪Ψ~ RZ ~Ψ▪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C, my friends mother is a total *****.I think she hates me and her only goal in life is to make me feel bad, but I`d like to have stupid friends to thell the E version.
2006-07-13 14:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by utlcutl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋