2006-07-01 14:58:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Word has it that Santa was not happy doing that. Mrs Clause had several affairs with a few of the elves. The problem Mrs. Clause had is that Santa could only come once a year.
2006-07-03 19:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Santa Claus only comes once a year, everyone knows that.
2006-07-01 15:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by cornfunkel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life Pervert!Santa Claus is fictional based upon St. Nicholas who wasn't married.
2006-07-01 15:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With each other? Maybe Santa Claus is like Zeus and shows up to mortal women and you-know-what. :-)
Hey, this is mythology!
2006-07-02 08:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the old joke that Santa only comes once a year, and then it's down a chimney.
I gotta wonder though, where do all those little elves come from?
2006-07-01 15:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since Mrs.Claus has reached menopause and Santa get Viagra all the time expect Christmas night when and when he out of Viagra.
2006-07-01 15:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by Shantel S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They broke up when Mrs. Clause found out that Santa was ******* Rudolph.
2006-07-03 10:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least once a day. Who else would be so jolly as to fly around dropping presents down chimneys?
2006-07-02 18:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a year, that's Santa's present, the best present of all
Right On Cornfunkel!
2006-07-01 15:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by sp20060709 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have sex all the time out of season were do you think the elves came from
2006-07-02 10:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by lilbit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋