i'll be on the lookout for the best one.
one bad news per person! anyone that gives me more than one wont get the best answer!!!
2006-07-01 14:52:19 · 17 answers · asked by Charlie 2 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
im obese and nude as i write this
2006-07-01 14:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a drunk driver hit a car that was abandoned in the road at 2 am and killed his whole family, a wife and two kids under ten. Sometimes life makes me so sad.
2006-07-01 14:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by ttti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The US is mining sites like myspace and yahoo 360 for information to make a file on you...
2006-07-01 14:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mac Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u know that ostriches don't acutally stick thier heads in holes to hide from thier predators? well they just run away because they are so fast!!!! I LOVE ostriches and i am an ostrich breeder/trainer!! have a great day!! : )
2006-07-01 14:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by ~Irishgirl~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my undies are crusty, my crotch itches, and there are cute little white insects playing trampoline on my pubes. I got a green boogie on my finger and i am reciting, i got ya where i want ya now i am gonna eat ya
2006-07-07 15:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by helper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Each time you get your pay check Uncle Sam gets a big share of it.
2006-07-01 14:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by bluedawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the constipated mathematician do?
He worked it out with a pencil.
2006-07-01 14:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! You spelled everything correctly. You are to be commended; that is a rarity on here.
2006-07-01 14:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my brother took a dump on my sisters head while she was sleepin and now she smells really bad
2006-07-01 15:32:59 · answer #9 · answered by ilovegrapes123 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, the aerosmith concert got cancelled?
2006-07-01 14:55:55 · answer #10 · answered by fukuoka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog just took a dump and it smells rotten
2006-07-01 14:55:56 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋