2006-07-01 14:38:01 · 6 answers · asked by shyann m 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yo momma so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran outa gas!
2006-07-01 14:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat she used the living room rug as a wash cloth.
2006-07-01 14:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by Stacy R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde was flying to L.A. when a stewardesss saw her move from coaach section to first class. the stewardess approached her and told her she would have to return to coach, but the blond loudly replied, I'm blond, I'm beautiful and I'm going to LA first class. the stewardess went to the cockpit and told the capt. and co-pilot about this. the co-pilot said he would take care of it. so he went back and told the blond to return to coach. but the blond shouted, 'i'm blond and beautiful and I'm going to L.A. first class so buzz off !! so the co-pilot returned to the cockpit and relayed the story. so the pilot says " my wife is blond and i can speak the language, I'll handle this. so he goes back , wispers in the blonds ear and she gets up and returns to coach. well the stunned stewardess and co-pilot ask him"what did you say to her?" the pilot replied" I just told her first class wasn't going to L.A."
2006-07-01 14:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by woody m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so old, when god said "let there be light", she flipped the switch!
2006-07-01 14:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by signright2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is SO dumb, that she thought 2pac Shakur was a JEWISH holiday.
2006-07-01 14:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by orange_claw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay it a lot!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NFL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's lips are so big that chap stick had to come out with a spray can
yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat people yell "taxi"
if ugly was an album, yo momma would go plantinun
yo mamma so fat she put on a tampon wit a boomerang
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so fat her clothes got stretch marks
yo mamma so fat she filled up the tub then put the water in
yo mamma soooo fat that sbc gave her own area code
yo mamma soooo dumb that when they say it chilly out side she want a got a bowl
yo mamma soooo fat she comes from both side of the family
yo mamma is old that she was there when they first made fire
yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the tv i missed 3 episodes
yo mamma so fat she walked in the window and we had a 24 hour eclipse
ok here the last time yo mama saw 90210 was on the scale!!!
yo mammas so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said abcdefg get your fat butt off
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yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family"!!
ya mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please
yo mamas teeth so yellow when she smiles all the cars start goin slower
yo mamas so poor she cant even afford to pay attention
yo mamas so fat she got baptized at sea world
yo mamas so fat she sits next EVERYONE in the class room
yo momma so fat, when she walks down the street people think theres an earthquake erupting
yo mamma so old that she saw the birth of Christ
yo mamma so ugly that when she put on fur coat people thought she was an esc. gorilla from the zoo.
yo mamma so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she made change
Your momma so fat to go out she has to stamp a "wide load" sticker on her butt to get down the street.
yo mamma so fat that when she backs up she make a beepin' sound
yo mama so fat, when she walked down the street people started to scream "domino's dots are coming"!
yo mamma so fat that when she put on a blue bathing suit on and went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family even if u bigger than me."
yo mamma so fat that when she want to Tokyo they all yelled
"oh no! it is GODZILA! we must flee!"
yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama's so fat she saw a school bus filles w/ white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKEY!!"
yo mamma so fat her belt size is the size of the whole universe
yo mama so shot she did a suicide jump off da curb
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in pre k
Yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
when a bus passed by yo mamma yelled "AFTER THAT TWINKY"!
yo mama so fat, she upgraded from baby showers to meteor showers.
yo mamma so dumb dat when u said can we watch paper view,she got a piece of paper and put it on da tv
Your mama is so dumb that when her husband came home she was kissin anther guy and asked her huband who she is!!
yo mamma so poor when someone flicked their cigarette on the ground she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet: thank the lord we got some heat!"
Yo mama so fat that when she turned around, it was her next birthday!
The first time I saw yo mamma I thought that was yo daddy.
your mama is so poor she strips at chuckie cheeses for tokens
"You're so ugly, it's against the law in three states to marry you."
yo mother so fat...that when she jump 4 joy she get stuck.
yo momma so fat that she trip ova walmart fell ova k-mart and landed on target
yo mammas so fat, when she went to the bathroom, the ocean turned yellow
you mammas so fat, when she saw the grand canyon, she thought it was just another crack in the side walk.
yo mamma is so fat, she sat on a scale and it said to be continued
Yo mama is like a hardware store 10 cents per screw.
Yo mama so dumb she locked the keys out the car
Yo mama so dumb she starved in a grocery store.
Yo momma is so fat people say how many elephants is ur mom going to have
yo mama so stupid she went 2 burger king and said which burgers the king
yo mamma so fat she went skydiving wearing a blue coat and everybody thought the sky was falling
yo mama so fat she told u her phone number and u thought it was her weight
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and green peace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she put on some DVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice
Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.
Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.
Your moma got more crack than Harlem.
Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.
Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
when she was born the Doc smacked her face
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
she invented a silent car alarm.
that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
she lost her shadow.
she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
she somehow got fired from a ********
she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!
Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'
Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.
Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...
Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.
Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.
Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler
Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.
Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.
Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins old band...
Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.
Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb...it now read: Dumb(n) - yo' Mama
Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps
You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so he moved house...
Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so drove home.
Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.
Yo' accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.
Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's with magnets
Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest
Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.
Yo' Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.
Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut
Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.
You Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.
Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!
Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was...
Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman
Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio's were a new type of Donut Seed
Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item - 'Hundreds and thousands'
Your Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail
Yo mama's so stupid, wait...she had you didn't she!
Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo Uncle so stupid...heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!
Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield
Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice
Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...
Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
Your doctor's so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
Anything Yo's - So Fat...
Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.
Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American
Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...
Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon
Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mamma's teeth...that why she so ugly!
Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.
Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing
Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.
Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces
Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.
Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker's beer belly look 2 atoms thick
Yo Lawyer's so fat...we're inside her right now.
Yo' Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks
Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.
Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
Your boyfriend so fat he hasn't seen his feet for 10 years
Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain't talkin bout the 'sweetie'
You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass
Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code
You cousin so fat she's on Both sides of the family.
Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Yo wife so fat she got more nooks and Crannies than a Ploughman's pastry
Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream Van.
Yo Momma so fat all chairs in the house have their own seatbelts.
Yo Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know whether it walking or rolling
Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.
Yo' Astronomer so fat she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and pluto...and...
Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
they put her photo on food stamps.
when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
burglars break into her home and leave money.
when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
the building society repossed her cardboard box.
she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
I went into her 'living room', stepped on a *** butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"
I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
she does drive by shootings on the school bus.
when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"
You Momma so Poor it took her 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar set...
Anything Yo's - So Poor...
You're so poor even Beggars give you money.
Yo Grannie so damn poor she bounces food stamps.
Your Teachers so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
Yo Doctor so poor, he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.
You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
Yo sister is so po...****, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!
Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your tooth filler.
Yo' Cleaner so poor she can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
You Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his house, asked to use the bathroom, and he handed me a shovel saying: "May the force be with you."
Yo Father so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says - Spaghetti!
Yo older sis getting so poor she's planning on getting married...just so she can get the rice at the wedding.
Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.
Yo' so poor, you get more government handouts than an English farmer
Yo' best friend so poor he have to fart just to get a scent (cent).
Yo Gossiping wife so poor she can't even afford to put her two cents into this conversation...
Yo Grannie so poor that when I asked her what's for dinner, she tried to throw ME in the oven!
Yo' Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table...took one and she said - "Don't be greedy!"
You Auntie's so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag...
Yo big brother so freakin poor I stepped on his old banged up skateboard and he yelled - "Get off my F****in CAR"
Yo Computer geek friend so poor he uses a Commodore 64 to surf the web.
Your pimp so poor he just bought an imitation of a fake Rolex
Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outside the church just to help with food...
Yo Gardener's so poor that when I pissed in his yard he thanked me for watering the lawn...
Yo Mama's so poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel'...
You so poor...hold on, you don't have a pot to piss in or even a window to throw it out of...
Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"
Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to use the toilet and she hand me 2 large sticks. I ask what they're for and she says: "Use one to hold up the ceiling...use the other to fight off the cockroaches..."
Yo half-sister so poor even the Republicans were willing to give her welfare.
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school...there was No history class!
she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
she even made Yoda jealous.
she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
her birthday expired.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
You Momma so old she invented these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags
Anything Yo's - So Old ...
Yo Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001
Yo Priest so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph
Yo Archeology Professor so old we found cave drawings of her.
Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.
Yo' geeky Star Wars friend so old he used to baby sit Yoda
Yo Doctor so old he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.
Yo hairdresser so old she used to cut Betty Rubble's hair
You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones
Yo' home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last supper
Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park
Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate
You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer.
Yo History teacher so damn old he was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls
Your Aunties so old that when God said 'let there be light', she was the one flicking on the light switch.
Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus
Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.
Yo Bookie so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple
Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman
Yo sister so old she's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show
yo' Mother in law so old she the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount.
Yo' Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace
I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.
You Dog so old it farts out dust.
Yo Boyfriend so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.
Yo Computer geek friend so old he used to babysit Pascal
Your Girlfriend's so old, she invented the term 'oldest profession in the world'
Yo' mother-in-law so ancient she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo Gardener's so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant
Yo' big brother so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs.
Your mother-in-law so freakin old she's got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate
has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.
has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.
has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...
has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.
got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies
got a glass eye with a fish in it.
got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it
got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."
got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...
has yo momma seen these excellent Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags - no? well, you better go buy some!!!
Anything Yo's
Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob
Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic.
Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Opera lights
Yo Big brother got a wooden nipple and they call him Corky.
Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception.
Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not butter
Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
Yo Mother in law so yellow you'd think she'd been blowing the Simpsons
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. Yo' baby sister got more mouth than Julia Roberts
Yo' Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it.
Yo Doc' got 1 wooden leg with a real foot.
You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.
Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys
Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.
Yo' humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits
Yo' Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for her dinner
Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...
Your Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen
Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on
Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles
Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer in his trouser pockets...
You Wife got more crack than harlem
Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.
Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...
You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Your Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey...
Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...
Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.
Yo mama's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders...she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!
Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
Yo Dog so short it's best friend is an Ant.
Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'
Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...
Yo baby sista's nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous...
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'...
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's *** and scared the hump off of it!
Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she's contracted 'Tony'...
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
That Grandpa of your's so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes...
Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds...
Yo mama's chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining...
Yo'momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
a bus - only 50 pence a ride
a 747 - a 3 man **** pit!
a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.
a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...
a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!
the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...
a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Anything Yo's
Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...
Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...
Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...
Yo' ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...
Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.
Yo' Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob.
Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public.
Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.
Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...
Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...
the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
she made Right Guard call for backup.
even the dogs won't smell her.
an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...
she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
her poo is glad to escape.
that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks...
even sewer rats get outta her way...
that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...
Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.
that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.
that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
she lost 2 stone after taking a shower
that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Yo Momma so Greasy
Texaco buy oil from her
she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...
her freckles slipped off.
the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed
her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOSH IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
i didnt type these either so dont worry i didnt spend time on this! lol
2006-07-01 14:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋