The word and must appear as 'and and and and and'. It must also be a perfectly correct statement.
2006-07-01 13:34:02 · 13 answers · asked by Dave B 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A sign maker is called to a bar called the Pig AND Whistle. The owner of the bar asks the sign maker to make him a new sign. Two weeks later the sign maker returns and shows the sign to the owner. Upon the looking at the sign, the owner says.
" I like it, but could I have a bigger gap between the words Pig and AND and AND and Whistle."
That is grammatically correct.
2006-07-01 13:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by ogenglishman 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Oh dammnit I used to be able to do that.... it's so obvious when you do...
It's part of this thing about this publandlord. he owns a pub and he gets a sign made, but it's not to his liking. His pub is called the dog and duck, and he wants the sign corrected so he phones up and says something like:
"The gap between 'dog' and 'and' and 'and' and 'duck' is too big, can you please correct this problem?"
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I remembered!
Lol damn, should have read through and realised someone beat me to it...
2006-07-02 12:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by old_but_still_a_child 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman liked the name "Ann" and wanted to call her firstborn daughter that name. She had quadruplets. The birth certificates came with a typo; now her daughters are called And, And, And, and And.
2006-07-01 13:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by PuttPutt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Excuse me Sir, but you have not left enough space between Coach and And and And and Horses." the Manager said to the sign painter.
2006-07-03 03:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by swanlen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't have done it, but Ogenglishman did, and he put a cute story to it... He deserves the 10 points...
2006-07-01 15:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had no choice but to use the word, "and", frequently in the sentence. So, once i used it, and twice ............... I used the word "and', and "and", and "and" over and over again.
Does that work for you? It works for me! :D
2006-07-01 13:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by ladyjailbird424 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a similar one like this already so give the ten points to putt putt for using a diff one!
2006-07-03 03:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ogenglishman and tonalc 1? you have a tough choice to make young padawan
2006-07-02 22:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by AdeyAde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you have a bad stutter
2006-07-01 13:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by Burnsie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you add "and" and "and", and "and" equals one, then the sum would be two.
2006-07-01 13:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋