2006-07-01 13:13:14 · 24 answers · asked by josh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I'd make sure my brothers didn't try to feed me to them.
2006-07-01 17:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Separate the head from the body. Dont get into a place you cant get out of. oh, and for the ladies: Good ankle high boots so they wont trip and fall when being chased by slow moving zombies.
Stay away from weapons which need reloading: Stick with a sword or cutlass. Never jams, never needs reloading. I would also bait zombie traps with the Olsen twins. Force em all into giant pits in the ground (landfills maybe?), then spray em with "Live Meat Style A-1 sauce" and watch em tear each other apart.
Eat nothing which doesnt come out of cans (no telling what caused the zombie infection in the first place, coulda got on my Twinkies!), and I wouldnt let any helpless, passive-aggressive females into my fortified bunker for protection, I dont care how big their boobs are. Its a time for survival and if you dont have what it takes youll just make my survival that much tougher.
Find an island, clear it of zombies and live happily ever after (til I die and become a zombie on my island).
2006-07-07 07:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully I would have read my what to do in case of a zombie outbreak manual by Max Brooks. This way depending on what level the attack is, I would have made all necessary arrangements to keep myself, my family and friends safe from the zombie hordes and the gangs of maniacs roaming the streets in packs like dogs.
2006-07-01 22:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by dizbuster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get my daughter and hide in the basement (unless it was summer, then it would be the closet). It's my understanding that zombies can't climb. Or if possible get on base. If I could get my hands on an M-16 and some ammo I would be reasonably safe.
2006-07-01 20:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by on my way 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been told to spray them with Embalming Fluid mixed with Beer at a 50:50 Ratio. The Beer make them pass out and the Embalming Fluid slowly kill them again.
2006-07-01 20:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start whacking zombies on the head with blunt instruments and run as zombies don't move quickly.
2006-07-02 15:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would collect all the food in my house and collect as many weapons as possible lock my house and every room in it close all windows and protect them with something strong. close all the curtains and then put all the food water and weapons that I collected in the Cellar and Hide up there with everyone else.
Or just cross the border to mexico maybe people were clean up there.
2006-07-01 22:58:17 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetiepie009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what if they moved hella fast as in 28 days? Man talk about being screwed
2006-07-08 00:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by sin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get my love ones together at home and if things go really screw up (like in Dawn of The Dead) mass suicide.
2006-07-01 21:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Lil' Gay Monster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to super walmart-barracde every entrance and chill. You got guns there, food, clothes, medicine, you would be set for awhile.
2006-07-01 20:50:24 · answer #10 · answered by Tonya L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap! I'd grab a gun and start blowing off their heads. Or I'd just freak out and get eaten alive.
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2006-07-01 20:18:54 · answer #11 · answered by sxenerdx <3s her sweet baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋