2006-07-01 13:08:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
First, acquire a small amount (about a kilo will do) of plutonium.
Then, you need to build an implosion chamber....if you REALLY want to do this right, then you will find out how (hint: search on Google under 'design your own atomic bomb;)
Now, build you very own thermonuclear device.
NOTE: This is ONLY for the elimination of groundhogs...any other use (hypothetical or otherwise) may violate local, state or federal ordinances)
Once you have built your TND (thermonuclear device), you need to set a trap at the rodents hole. I would personally recommend a laser tripwire....almost infallible, and (compared to the plutonium) very inexpensive.
After the trap is set, leave the vicinity IMMEDIATELY. I would recommend a minimum standoff distance of 500 miles...once you hear the report of the TND explosion, plan a waiting time of at LEAST 30 days before returning to your home.
Voila, no more groundhog! (Mind you, now you have to deal with the radioactive cockroaches the size of Volkswagons, but that is ANOTHER question)
2006-07-01 13:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looking for a answer,I have 7 acres of woods belong to gun club,can shoot Im legal, Would like if anyone knows of a poison that avalable that can bait on Vegges,Have trapped and released 65 Racoons,Ground hogs real hard to trap so ready for easy way.
2006-07-04 06:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by Zinny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill them when they come up on groundhog day
2006-07-01 13:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by SJK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never understand why some people even bother answering these when people just might have a serious problem, but have heard that moth balls will chase away just about anything but the idiots of the world or try your local horse feed store good luck
2006-07-01 13:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Arthur W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put grape flavored gum near the goundhog hole. It will eat it and die. Has to be a flavor of gum that they would normally eat the fruit. Good Luck.
2006-07-01 14:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by pattie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mix ammonia with water and pour it into his hole he will leave. You may need to do this several times . Also they all ways have more than one opening for escape .
2006-07-01 14:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by jim d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A .22 rifle works very well.
2006-07-01 13:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Peachy® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not kill them!!!!!!!! Animals are like people in that they have fear. Find what scares them and they will leave. Smells are good deterrents . Find good incense and burn it near the area you want to rid.
2006-07-01 13:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well why would you want to do that? and also I think that this is not a serious question but ....duh...you should call the local animal and rescue office or your town administrator.
2006-07-01 13:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by blueyzzblakliner14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rat [not mouse) traps or poison.
poor groundhog
2006-07-01 13:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋