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i didn't know what category to put this question in, so i just put it here

2006-07-01 10:22:13 · 7 answers · asked by Mimi L 3 in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

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taking 20s from my dad's wallet
him: "wat are you doing"
still holding wallet in left hand 3 20s in my right
me: "nothing, so, wat's up"
him: "why are you going through my wallet?"
me: "i need money or they're going to break my legs!"
sprint away wallet and money in hands

2006-07-01 15:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by dancarrasquillo@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 1

I didnt say this, but a friend did. He said that he had to take his brother to baseball practice, and it had been raining the whole afternoon!! (For those who dont know, you cant play on a wet baseball park)

2006-07-01 17:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by boricua_chick_21 5 · 0 0

on april 22, 2002, a police officer pulled me over for speeding. i punched him in the face so hard his arms and legs fell off! then i peeled out on his face, and burned down a church! it's true.

2006-07-01 17:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by thepants 1 · 0 0

in the 10th grade i threw a paperball at the teacher and although she saw it was me i still lied to her and said it wasnt me!!!!

u gotta live the lie, u gotta believe the lie so much, you belive it to be the truth!!!!! suckas!!!!

2006-07-01 17:26:35 · answer #4 · answered by zim 2 · 0 0

i love you with all my heart

2006-07-01 17:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by myke_n_ykes 6 · 0 0

I love you.(during sex)

2006-07-01 17:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by tumadre 5 · 0 0

no really, yes really i do love you...

2006-07-01 17:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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