2006-07-01 10:09:04 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
I would like to be one of those two Bobs off of Office Space. But I would go to government jobs like the DMV. All those damn windows and two people actually working. I would go around back and fire the 50 people on break all at once. Then to the Post Office, that guy who tries to sell you the 20 dollar insurance for sending an 80 dollar box back from overseas. "It's to make sure your stuff gets home in one piece.", what the hell was the 80 dollars for?! You are fired!!! Then to the people who work on the phones, you do not get paid to play transfer tennis with me. Answer my damn question, FIRED, unemployment line you go. Why do chicks get paid 20 dollars an hour to hold a stop/slow sign. They can't even get it right, fire them and put up an electric sign and the guy in charge would have a remote to it. So if anyone knows where I can apply for that let me know.
2006-07-01 10:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by Brown Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but my wife says hers would be owning a sort of after care for schoolkids that incorporated important activities, such as tutoring in critical areas, REAL sports, art, cooking, and stuff.
2006-07-01 17:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't have a job, just do what ever I want and have all the cash I would need.
the perfect job doesn't exist
2006-07-01 17:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read and review books - only the ones I like.
Have enough money to live comfortably.
2006-07-10 10:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by lrad1952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Working from home and it having to do with the computer and maybe researching for information.
2006-07-01 17:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by Gabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting paid to help/do good things for The People...
:)
(That way I wont go hungry doin' it too LOL)
Muhahahaha FREE us ALL!!!
2006-07-01 17:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Am 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would do walk on parts on tv shows and movies
2006-07-10 18:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would manage my own trust. All I need now is a substantial trust fund.
2006-07-02 11:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by fatalleycat41 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shopping with an unlimited amount of money. picking out the season's latest fashions.
2006-07-01 17:13:35 · answer #9 · answered by Alexx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sewer worker, that way no one would have to view my grotesque appearence
2006-07-01 20:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋