Too often we loose sight of lifes
simple pleasures.
Remember when someone annoys you
it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
BUT!....it only take 4 muscles to extend your
arm and bitchslap the mother #*@#*+
upside the head.
2006-07-01 10:50:09
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answer #1
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answered by Bearable 5
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scratch where it itches
sometimes God knocks us on our butt to make us look up
if you don't like the peaches, don't shake the tree
I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me
I never make mistakes -- I thought I did once but I was wrong.
(on a tombstone) I told you I didn't feel good.
2006-07-08 15:01:53
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answer #2
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answered by watcher 4
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Age like wine gets better with time.
2006-07-01 17:12:05
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answer #3
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answered by phantom 3
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Everyday my dick gets smaller and smaller. Soon I'll qualify as a dry-waller
2006-07-01 17:18:41
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answer #4
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answered by da_hammerhead 3
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if life gives u lime, make limonade. And the sky is the limit.
2006-07-01 17:12:30
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answer #5
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answered by finey 1
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"Thing's that come to those who wait, may be things left over by those who got there first." Steven Tyler
2006-07-01 17:14:54
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answer #6
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answered by chief_eagle_wing 3
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Time may heal wounds, but it does nothing for wrinkles.
2006-07-01 17:28:47
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answer #7
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answered by bugadont 2
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"we are nothing but pencil in the hands of the Almighty God"
2006-07-01 18:02:55
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answer #8
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answered by braveheart 2
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Live like noone else, and later you can live like noone else! -Dave Ramsey
2006-07-01 19:10:24
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answer #9
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answered by FalaqX 2
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in the end all you have is love and memories - anom.
2006-07-01 17:12:54
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answered by Anonymous
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