2006-07-01 09:54:13 · 14 answers · asked by Frannk 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
do u play world of warcraft? my husband does and he say that some one on there is always talking about chuck norris?? just asking. yeah, i say he did kill them. after all he has to practice on something.
2006-07-02 13:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by carmilla_delioncourt 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris created all the dinosaurs.
2006-07-01 16:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lola and Giselle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Dinosaurs went extinct so they wouldn't have to meet Chuck Norris in the wild!
2006-07-01 16:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by Brian Myers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the bad ones. He roundhouse kicked them to the face. It broke their necks...they didn't stand a chance. The good ones died of heart attacks out of fear that chuck norris would soon turn against them.
Then there was that whole meteor thing...
2006-07-01 19:58:58 · answer #4 · answered by jermaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, no, der. He didn't kill them. He Chuck Norrised them. (By the way, Chcuk Norris frickin rocks, dude.)
2006-07-01 16:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by Brandice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure can fart and enact pretenciously enough as to portray a killed one himself, that maniac is sure missed. He killed all dinosaurs on prozac and haldol.
2006-07-01 16:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by Manny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that joke died with the dinosaurs.
2006-07-01 16:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and i believe he is working on all amphibians next and then reptiles and will eventually work his way up to mammals....oh be ye full of fear. i believe this is in the book of revelations.
2006-07-01 20:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope noway.
2006-07-01 16:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Nick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and he grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils it with his rage...blah blah.
2006-07-01 19:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by iwastypingthat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋