2006-07-01 08:34:27 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
No, try this. Either you or your husband should lay on the ground and play dead. When your landlord comes by, just start weeping and wailing about your grief...if he has any decency as a human being, he won't choose that time to kick you out. This will buy you time to come up with the overdue rent, or remedy whatever situation is inspiring him to evict you. If he is really a heartless bastard, then I would shoot him and bury him under the house. Problem solved!
2006-07-01 16:32:27 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Drooling is always a good thing for making the other person really uncomfortable. However, you've got to be willing to let some of the slobber fall on you shirt/blouse/gabage bag rain poncho,or whatever you're wearing at the time or it's not effective. If that's not enough, I say pick your nose real deep and stare WHILE you drool. It would get you and extra week at least!
2006-07-01 10:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your landlord has a good reason for kicking you out, then start packing, if its not a good reason, then look for some legal help and stand your ground.
2006-07-01 08:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you are planning to drool so much that he drowns in it I don't think your plan of action will help too much. Maybe you should just pretend to be out and not answer your door.
2006-07-01 10:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well no i wouldnt drool, I would tell him to show you some legal papers first and if served eviction papers you still have some time and if it ends up in court then you have to pack quickly, usually 24 to 48 hours you have to be out.
2006-07-01 09:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by Scarlett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to get off the internet and start packing.lol. But really my landlord is an asshole. Good luck I guess?
2006-07-01 08:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Here it's December everyday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I did that to a kid back when I was in high school and freaked him out.
2006-07-01 12:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drool AND poop down yer leg (simultaneously)...
2006-07-01 12:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by ******** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow him away with a sawn off shotgun then you will be able to stay there for free.
2006-07-01 12:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put up or shut op. barter a bit. surely theres something can be done.
2006-07-01 15:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by ilikethickchix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋