my friend's once said "Give a chinese guy more money...buy more fortune cookies today" lol
2006-07-01 07:38:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
the funniest thing i have ever seen in a fortune cookie is when we opened it thi paper said "boy am i glad to be out of that cookie"
2006-07-01 07:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by walmartpug 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I date this girl once that I didn't knew too well, so we went out(pure physicall attraction). During the date we went to a Chinese Restaurant(Dragon Dinasty),after watching a movie, but I could not believed her behavior she was a ***** treating people really bad and having this nasty diva attitude. OK the point of this is that after we finish eating she opened a fortune cookie that said "YOUR WONDERFULL PERSONALITY WOULD TAKE YOU FAR IN LIFE" believe me I don't know how I could cointain from laughing, and the only far she was going that night was home. what do you thing funny enough?
2006-07-01 07:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by pumas10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time while having a bad day I purchaced some Chinese food through takeout. I received a cookie and how ironic my day was so bad i dindn't even get a fortune inside my cookie.
2006-07-01 07:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about funny, but at my gfs bachlorette party we bought naughty fortune cookies and gave them to guys at the club... they have some very *interesting* "fortunes" in them. The 2nd link is flavored fortune cookies... I'm a big fan of them, thought you might like to try them.
2006-07-15 00:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by daddieslilgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I all ways read my fortune cookie and end the sentence with...in bed...so it would read....
Give a Chinese guy more money in bed...
I got one once that said..You love Chinese
food.....In BED.. it's funny when all you're
friends read theirs all together...
hay you look just like me...lol
my long lost twin???
2006-07-01 07:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by reneyhun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
2006-07-15 04:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only eat cookies
2006-07-01 07:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by boy_jam_arch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person to the right pays. The person to my right was an 8 year old.
2006-07-01 07:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by Lacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't wash your hands after coming from toilet" LOL.... but this fortune cookie is more disgusting than funny... whatever... to be honest: I ONLY WANT THE POINTS!!
2006-07-15 01:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WELL IT DOESNT FALL UNDER FUNNY BUT IRONIC, IWAS IN THE TRANSITION OF FINDING OUT IF I WAS PREGNANT, SO MY MOM BOUGHT PANDA EXPRESS, AND VOILA WHEN I OPENED THE COOKIE IT SAID" SOMETHING EXTRORDINARY WILL HAPPEN TO YOU THTA WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE" SO YEAH MY DAUGHTER OF TWO YEARS. SHE HAS CHANGE MY LIKE ENORMOUSLY
2006-07-15 06:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by lady44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋